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Atis Ballstaves
« on: October 01, 2011, 08:28:34 pm »
Yeah, I have a Dwarf named Atis Ballstaves. What'chu gonna do about it?
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2011, 08:30:40 pm »
Quote from: simonthedwarf on October 01, 2011, 08:28:34 pm
Yeah, I have a Dwarf named Atis Ballstaves. What'chu gonna do about it?

So, how's being thirteen years old workin' out for ya?
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2011, 08:37:01 pm »
I dunno man, she's a female dwarf, I think she might be the type that puts out. Gonna ask her to the prom
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2011, 08:39:48 pm »
Btw, She just randomly slashed my Mason with her tin sword. It got deflected by his leather cloak. really, tin?
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2011, 10:02:14 pm »
Did you dick around with tin in the raws or is it an artifact sword?
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2011, 07:09:26 am »
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2011, 07:12:35 am »
This thread is under the affect of a dangling derailment. Why are you guys so nuts?
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2011, 07:19:34 am »
It takes balls to do stuff like this. It may come across as a dick move, but you need to understand the girth of the situation.
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2011, 12:03:43 pm »
Judging by the quality of the last few 'puns' this won't be all that good. :U
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2011, 02:07:36 pm »
Has Atis fucked up any crundles lately? If she has, she has some serious balls to dick around in the caverns.  :P
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2011, 02:11:21 pm »
These puns are going to make me go nuts. Way to be a bunch of dicks, guys.
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2011, 02:12:36 pm »
It's time to lock this thread. It's just fucked up. The dicks who said all of the puns do have a lot of balls, because they're going to get into a hairy situation with Toady.
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2011, 08:38:03 pm »
I think we can deal with a bit of a sweaty situation.
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2011, 10:50:41 pm »
Am I the only who first thought of a quarterstaff with steel balls attached at the ends first before the obvious? I mean, seriously, male genitalia have been around for ages. D:
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Re: Atis Ballstaves
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2011, 12:19:09 am »
You implying we should change our puns? Because that's a pretty stiff proposition.
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