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inteuniso

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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #105 on: October 01, 2011, 07:01:13 pm »
Well, prehistoric evolution no longer occurs, what with us not physically culling the genetic rejects of the pool.

Not that I'm suggesting that of course. We've... chosen to do better than that.

BACK ON THE VIRGINITY TOPIC HOWEVER: 16 and a virgin, yet unlike all of you, I wouldn't mind a sexual relationship. My hormones won out over the romantic part of me.
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« Reply #106 on: October 01, 2011, 07:02:47 pm »
Yeah, that was too easy. I could've been classier. On the plus side, I've managed to effectively hit somebody over the Internet, so that's one step toward learning how to punch people through monitors.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #107 on: October 01, 2011, 07:03:06 pm »
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Vector

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« Reply #108 on: October 01, 2011, 07:04:20 pm »
Bah, I have no idea who was the target of all that by this point.  I was just playing along >_______________>
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #109 on: October 01, 2011, 07:04:54 pm »
Hm. . .I can see why we haven't evolved past this point already. While our survival needs are over met, they're already met so there's really no need to evolve any further. Damn you evolution! Stop making up so horny! We don't need this shit right now!
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Bauglir

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« Reply #110 on: October 01, 2011, 07:07:53 pm »
Hm... I don't think there was a target, just me being silly because of hyperactive today. At least on my end.

Also, Max has demonstrated one form of natural selection, although you have to demonstrate that such stupidity is in some way heritable. Still, selection exists in every metric that's considered standard for judging one's mate, although often the selection is cultural rather than genetic. Still exists, though. Pretty much every imperfectly self-perpetuating system evolves, if we want to go down that road.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

Darvi

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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #111 on: October 01, 2011, 07:08:14 pm »
Next plan: find out how to reproduce asexually.
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« Reply #112 on: October 01, 2011, 07:09:34 pm »
21 years and counting. Luckily not involuntary celibacy, although the chances were pretty rare.
Thank heavens we're out of the age where the others shouted "Shut up, you fuckin virgin" if they ran out of arguments, even though that was only 4 years ago >.>
It might however become a awkward topic somewhere in the future, although I trust my knowledge of human nature to pick out a person for me, where it won't be a big deal.

Quote from: Darvi on October 01, 2011, 07:08:14 pm
Next plan: find out how to reproduce asexually.

I liked the theory about Sheldon from Big Bang Theory :D
« Last Edit: October 01, 2011, 07:11:24 pm by Mindmaker »
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« Reply #113 on: October 01, 2011, 07:10:13 pm »
Quote from: Vector on October 01, 2011, 05:41:33 pm
Meh.  I'm close to being 22 years old and virginal; I may end up that way for the rest of my life, depending (hopefully not the "almost 22" part, though).  I guess the main reason is because my interest in sex approaches zero, and my interest in not having babies is very, very high.  Oh, and I doubt my ability to pick up girls.

I can see why abstinence might pose a problem for other people, though.
I envy you. Why do we men have to be so shallow? I don't want to feel attracted to anyone, it's unfair towards those I'm not attracted to...
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #114 on: October 01, 2011, 07:10:34 pm »
Quote from: inteuniso on October 01, 2011, 07:01:13 pm
Well, prehistoric evolution no longer occurs, what with us not physically culling the genetic rejects of the pool.

Not that I'm suggesting that of course. We've... chosen to do better than that.

Indeed. In fact, I believe that the lack of evolutionary pressure is a good thing because it will force medical science to continue to advance.
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« Reply #115 on: October 01, 2011, 07:11:43 pm »
Trust me, it's not a man/woman thing.  And I am attracted to people, just not really sexually.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #116 on: October 01, 2011, 07:12:41 pm »
Quote from: Virex on October 01, 2011, 07:10:13 pm
I envy you. Why do we men have to be so shallow? I don't want to feel attracted to anyone, it's unfair towards those I'm not attracted to...

WHY ARE WE ALL SO ANTI-LOVE?!?!
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« Reply #117 on: October 01, 2011, 07:13:42 pm »
Quote from: jc6036 on October 01, 2011, 07:04:54 pm
Hm. . .I can see why we haven't evolved past this point already. While our survival needs are over met, they're already met so there's really no need to evolve any further. Damn you evolution! Stop making up so horny! We don't need this shit right now!

We don't NEED anything! Ultimately even survival is merely something that we want.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #118 on: October 01, 2011, 07:14:02 pm »
Quote from: Max White on October 01, 2011, 07:12:41 pm
Quote from: Virex on October 01, 2011, 07:10:13 pm
I envy you. Why do we men have to be so shallow? I don't want to feel attracted to anyone, it's unfair towards those I'm not attracted to...

WHY ARE WE ALL SO ANTI-LOVE?!?!
If I love one person so much, how can I love the rest of the world?
Quote from: Vector on October 01, 2011, 07:11:43 pm

Trust me, it's not a man/woman thing.  And I am attracted to people, just not really sexually.
But at least you're attracted to others for acceptable reasons.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #119 on: October 01, 2011, 07:14:51 pm »
Definitely not a men only thing. I'm attracted to so many people and in a ton of cases I'm much more shallow than a ton of men I've met.

Still have two loving steady girlfriends though. Who I'm most definitely not shallow with.
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