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Girlinhat

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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #75 on: October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm »
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #76 on: October 01, 2011, 01:02:03 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ
Dammit! I had just read tutorials on how to change their oil, and radiator fluid. Damn you internet, why did you make me think that cars and girls had the same complications!?
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #77 on: October 01, 2011, 01:04:46 pm »
...I'm not so sure, cars are pretty damn complicated :P

The metaphor is in no way limited to cars being women, by the way.


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I always disliked that metaphor. Makes it sound like the sole purpose of a relationship/marriage was sexual gratification.
Heh, yeah. Can't go to far with it.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #78 on: October 01, 2011, 01:11:16 pm »
I don't have strong opinions on this matter. If you wanna wait until marriage, more power to you. If you don't, go for it.


IMO there are vastly more important things to the relationship than sex. It should never make or break anything.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #79 on: October 01, 2011, 01:14:54 pm »
Quote from: Willfor on October 01, 2011, 01:02:03 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ
Dammit! I had just read tutorials on how to change their oil, and radiator fluid. Damn you internet, why did you make me think that cars and girls had the same complications!?
Wait, so you're saying I probably shouldn't have rotated that girl's tires?
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #80 on: October 01, 2011, 01:16:40 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on October 01, 2011, 01:14:54 pm
Quote from: Willfor on October 01, 2011, 01:02:03 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ
Dammit! I had just read tutorials on how to change their oil, and radiator fluid. Damn you internet, why did you make me think that cars and girls had the same complications!?
Wait, so you're saying I probably shouldn't have rotated that girl's tires?
I think it depends on whether they were all-season or winter tires.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #81 on: October 01, 2011, 01:36:18 pm »
I dunno, if she enjoyed it then it's probably worth doing again...  But as a general rule, it's polite to ask first.
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« Reply #82 on: October 01, 2011, 01:46:26 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ

Then I'll love my car, it's easier.

all joking aside

I never did understand the whole abstinence thing, why not just wear a wrapper and not worry about it?
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #83 on: October 01, 2011, 03:00:08 pm »
A common Christan rebuttal to birth control is that it's never 100% foolproof, which is true.

If you can't keep your zipper up, though, but still don't want to risk kids, keep a vial of radium in your underwear and never worry about children ever again.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #84 on: October 01, 2011, 03:05:40 pm »
The common method of putting a laptop on your lap can cause enough heat to lower sperm count, as well.  Cheaper than a vasectomy and (I think) easy to reverse!
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« Reply #85 on: October 01, 2011, 03:07:56 pm »
Wear tight underwear if you can't afford a laptop, or just spend way too much time in the hot tub.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #86 on: October 01, 2011, 03:13:56 pm »
Quote from: TheBronzePickle on October 01, 2011, 03:00:08 pm
A common Christan rebuttal to birth control is that it's never 100% foolproof, which is true.

Neither is Abstinence, unless they want to call Mary a whore.
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« Reply #87 on: October 01, 2011, 03:18:59 pm »
I've actually heard several Christians concede that point. They responded by saying that 99.999999999% is still better than most forms of contraception.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #88 on: October 01, 2011, 03:23:17 pm »
The strange thing I noticed about Abstinence Only education is that it basically claims that if you have sex with someone you aren't married to, even if you are both totally exclusive about it, you will somehow spontaneously generate HIV/AIDS and die. It doesn't say that explicitly, but that's the big hole in the logical structure of Abstinence Only education, which it tries to ignore.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #89 on: October 01, 2011, 03:32:10 pm »
Most of the Christians I know are sorely disappointed in how other Christians handle stuff like that. The church I go to prefers to remind the youth groups of the advantages of abstinence while not making claims they can't back up
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