Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8 ... 27

Author Topic: Premarital sex talk :O  (Read 73084 times)

Girlinhat

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:large ears]
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #75 on: October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm »
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ
Logged

Willfor

  • Bay Watcher
  • The great magmaman adventurer. I do it for hugs.
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #76 on: October 01, 2011, 01:02:03 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ
Dammit! I had just read tutorials on how to change their oil, and radiator fluid. Damn you internet, why did you make me think that cars and girls had the same complications!?
Logged
In the wells of livestock vans with shells and garden sands /
Iron mixed with oxygen as per the laws of chemistry and chance /
A shape was roughly human, it was only roughly human /
Apparition eyes / Apparition eyes / Knock, apparition, knock / Eyes, apparition eyes /

scriver

  • Bay Watcher
  • City streets ain't got much pity
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #77 on: October 01, 2011, 01:04:46 pm »
...I'm not so sure, cars are pretty damn complicated :P

The metaphor is in no way limited to cars being women, by the way.


Quote from: Mindmaker on October 01, 2011, 12:55:46 pm
I always disliked that metaphor. Makes it sound like the sole purpose of a relationship/marriage was sexual gratification.
Heh, yeah. Can't go to far with it.
Logged
Love, scriver~

kaijyuu

  • Bay Watcher
  • Hrm...
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #78 on: October 01, 2011, 01:11:16 pm »
I don't have strong opinions on this matter. If you wanna wait until marriage, more power to you. If you don't, go for it.


IMO there are vastly more important things to the relationship than sex. It should never make or break anything.
Logged
Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

Bauglir

  • Bay Watcher
  • Let us make Good
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #79 on: October 01, 2011, 01:14:54 pm »
Quote from: Willfor on October 01, 2011, 01:02:03 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ
Dammit! I had just read tutorials on how to change their oil, and radiator fluid. Damn you internet, why did you make me think that cars and girls had the same complications!?
Wait, so you're saying I probably shouldn't have rotated that girl's tires?
Logged
In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

Willfor

  • Bay Watcher
  • The great magmaman adventurer. I do it for hugs.
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #80 on: October 01, 2011, 01:16:40 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on October 01, 2011, 01:14:54 pm
Quote from: Willfor on October 01, 2011, 01:02:03 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ
Dammit! I had just read tutorials on how to change their oil, and radiator fluid. Damn you internet, why did you make me think that cars and girls had the same complications!?
Wait, so you're saying I probably shouldn't have rotated that girl's tires?
I think it depends on whether they were all-season or winter tires.
Logged
In the wells of livestock vans with shells and garden sands /
Iron mixed with oxygen as per the laws of chemistry and chance /
A shape was roughly human, it was only roughly human /
Apparition eyes / Apparition eyes / Knock, apparition, knock / Eyes, apparition eyes /

Girlinhat

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:large ears]
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #81 on: October 01, 2011, 01:36:18 pm »
I dunno, if she enjoyed it then it's probably worth doing again...  But as a general rule, it's polite to ask first.
Logged

darkrider2

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #82 on: October 01, 2011, 01:46:26 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 01, 2011, 12:57:52 pm
THIS JUST IN: Women are more complicated than cars ಠ_ಠ

Then I'll love my car, it's easier.

all joking aside

I never did understand the whole abstinence thing, why not just wear a wrapper and not worry about it?
Logged

TheBronzePickle

  • Bay Watcher
  • Why am I doing this?
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #83 on: October 01, 2011, 03:00:08 pm »
A common Christan rebuttal to birth control is that it's never 100% foolproof, which is true.

If you can't keep your zipper up, though, but still don't want to risk kids, keep a vial of radium in your underwear and never worry about children ever again.
Logged
Nothing important here, move along.

Girlinhat

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:large ears]
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #84 on: October 01, 2011, 03:05:40 pm »
The common method of putting a laptop on your lap can cause enough heat to lower sperm count, as well.  Cheaper than a vasectomy and (I think) easy to reverse!
Logged

TheBronzePickle

  • Bay Watcher
  • Why am I doing this?
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #85 on: October 01, 2011, 03:07:56 pm »
Wear tight underwear if you can't afford a laptop, or just spend way too much time in the hot tub.
Logged
Nothing important here, move along.

Realmfighter

  • Bay Watcher
  • Yeaah?
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #86 on: October 01, 2011, 03:13:56 pm »
Quote from: TheBronzePickle on October 01, 2011, 03:00:08 pm
A common Christan rebuttal to birth control is that it's never 100% foolproof, which is true.

Neither is Abstinence, unless they want to call Mary a whore.
Logged
We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

TheBronzePickle

  • Bay Watcher
  • Why am I doing this?
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #87 on: October 01, 2011, 03:18:59 pm »
I've actually heard several Christians concede that point. They responded by saying that 99.999999999% is still better than most forms of contraception.
Logged
Nothing important here, move along.

MetalSlimeHunt

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gerrymander Commander
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #88 on: October 01, 2011, 03:23:17 pm »
The strange thing I noticed about Abstinence Only education is that it basically claims that if you have sex with someone you aren't married to, even if you are both totally exclusive about it, you will somehow spontaneously generate HIV/AIDS and die. It doesn't say that explicitly, but that's the big hole in the logical structure of Abstinence Only education, which it tries to ignore.
Logged
Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
Quote
No Gods, No Masters.

TheBronzePickle

  • Bay Watcher
  • Why am I doing this?
    • View Profile
Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #89 on: October 01, 2011, 03:32:10 pm »
Most of the Christians I know are sorely disappointed in how other Christians handle stuff like that. The church I go to prefers to remind the youth groups of the advantages of abstinence while not making claims they can't back up
Logged
Nothing important here, move along.
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8 ... 27
« previous next »