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Vector

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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #390 on: October 14, 2011, 12:12:01 pm »

Then don't masturbate, no doy.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #391 on: October 14, 2011, 01:04:00 pm »

What I want to ask is "If my fetish is cell phones, do I have to masturbate all over a cell phone to get that way?", but there would be no truth in the first part of the statement and aside from that it would be out of character for me to say "masturbate all over" in any context whatsoever.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #392 on: October 14, 2011, 03:40:40 pm »

Then don't masturbate, no doy.
We all know that's unreasonable :D
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #393 on: October 14, 2011, 03:41:36 pm »

Waiting for sex doesn't really help in this respect as much as you imply. I know from personal experience that if you wait to have sex for the first time you just wind up imprinting on objects in your bedroom or bathroom or wherever you masturbate. And then you wind up with paraphilia.
I, uh... what.  Apart from the complete lack of evidence for this claim, surely more is required for sexual imprinting than you happening to be near something while masturbating.
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #394 on: October 14, 2011, 03:42:04 pm »

Hmm... As far as I can tell, I can say from personal experience that Bohandas' personal experience is not universal. Too much information, I suppose, but as long as we're bringing up anecdotal evidence...
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Re: Premarital sex talk :O
« Reply #395 on: October 16, 2011, 09:05:27 am »

Waiting for sex doesn't really help in this respect as much as you imply. I know from personal experience that if you wait to have sex for the first time you just wind up imprinting on objects in your bedroom or bathroom or wherever you masturbate. And then you wind up with paraphilia.

I echo Bauglir's sentiments. This experience is not universal. Do not assume that your own weird sex problems are in any way similar to anyone else's.
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