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frodo0800

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Kidnapped dwarfs!
« on: September 30, 2011, 03:45:33 pm »
In your opinion which scientist, actor or historic figure was in reallity an dwarf who was kidnapped by humans and grew up on a human hamlet/city?

I can list some:
Wernher von Braun.
Albert Einstein.
Chuck Norris.
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 04:23:46 pm »
Sean Connery, obviously.
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2011, 12:46:14 am »
Aberham Lincon.
The beard says it all.
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2011, 04:11:16 am »
Leonardo da Vinci, the most obvious!

Both created master piece art and designed dwarfy devices. I recall he was also an architecht!
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2011, 04:30:38 am »
Similar to da Vinci, I say Archimedes!
He was full of crazy designs, and he had a beard! Well, we can't really know that he had a beard, but that's how he's usually depicted. Maybe some historians at the time recorded that he indeed had a beard though. Anyway, screw pumps and parabolic mirrors turning enemy ships ablaze! How dorfy isn't that?
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2011, 05:17:54 am »
Karl Marx, obviously.
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2011, 05:32:10 am »
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2011, 05:38:07 am »
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2011, 05:44:05 am »
Mengele.
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2011, 06:08:50 am »
Amon Amarth's vocalist. Why?

He growls about battle and his beard. LOOK AT THE GODDAMN BEARD.
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2011, 06:24:25 am »
Charles Darwin, growing a beard, hunting animals and doing it !!FOR SCIENCE!! all at the same time.

Like a bouse.

Also, no one has pointed out Albert Einstein :P
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2011, 06:26:33 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 01, 2011, 06:24:25 am
Also, no one has pointed out Albert Einstein :P

Quote from: frodo0800 on September 30, 2011, 03:45:33 pm
In your opinion which scientist, actor or historic figure was in reallity an dwarf who was kidnapped by humans and grew up on a human hamlet/city?

I can list some:
Wernher von Braun.
Albert Einstein.
Chuck Norris.

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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2011, 07:11:15 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 01, 2011, 06:24:25 am
Charles Darwin, growing a beard, hunting animals and doing it !!FOR SCIENCE!! all at the same time.

Like a bouse.

Also, no one has pointed out Albert Einstein :P
In the units list :
Charles Darwin, Animal dissector    hunting vermin

also,Nikola Tesla!
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2011, 07:33:24 am »
David mitchell, it's the eyes of a serial killer which tell you he simply doesn't care much about anything anymore.
Also, he played PC in those mac vs pc ads, and we all know both PC's and dwarves are pretty stupid/insane :/

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also the beard is coming back :o
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Re: Kidnapped dwarfs!
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2011, 08:23:50 am »
Toady One and Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva A.K.A Bearded Frog  :P

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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.
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