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Author Topic: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort: Reclaimed, Again! (And Again)  (Read 180233 times)

Karakzon

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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #150 on: October 24, 2011, 12:26:49 pm »

He probably wants silk. if you can hit the caverns or import some hell be safe. if you dont, then he will definatly die, optionaly takeing a few dwarves with him as well :)
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #151 on: October 24, 2011, 01:04:15 pm »

Heavy Weapons guy notes of intrest:

Ask for beak-dog rations when traveling.
Ask for own pet war beak-dog
Train extra hard
Practice wrestling skills and hammerdwarf skills in addition to regular crossbow training
Shave head, keep beard
Ask more things, such as..

-Execution room. Captives caught are stripped of their gear, bound by a strong chain and killed.
-More captured creatures.
-Arena in a circular shape, with a floor circle in the center (new floor, other than granite or something.)
-Regular gladiator battles if accepted.
-More traps.
-Underground fortress in the caverns, to have a squad live there and fight against the horrors of the deeps.
-Craft a ton of statues and have them on the bridge (idk if thata actually possible.)
-Sacrafices in addition to executions. Have a dwarf with a knife kill them.
-Give list to mayor for consideration.
-Craft goblin-leather products.
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #152 on: October 24, 2011, 02:32:37 pm »

Silk!
Pigtail thread!
Wool!

Anything for my Emademuth! Lanzilemal!
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« Reply #153 on: October 24, 2011, 05:39:35 pm »

“How is he doing?”

“Still demanding cloth, still throwing things at anyone who walks by.”

Aban, Turk, Karakzon, Nix, and Derm  were waiting outside the workshop. Occasionally another dwarf would stop by with a new piece of silk or reed cloth, but Gar simply stared through all of them, uninterested. Well, he stared through them, and violently flung mugs at their faces, which made his lack of interest pretty clear.

They’d been waiting for a while now. Nix was the first to give up. He shook his head and said, “This is a death watch, isn’t it? I mean, what can we do? If he’s going to lose his mind, I’d rather not be here to see it. I’d rather be working.” He turned to Karakzon. “We still need to get that pit dug for the Mayor. You coming?”

Karakzon shrugged, but followed Nix after a few minutes. Before he turned to walk up the stairs, he said "Well, I hope it works out, if only for your son's sake, Aban."

Aban looked puzzled. "My son?"

"Yeah, you know. Your kid. The one who's in the bag on your back right now."

Understanding dawned in Aban's eyes. "Oh, right! He's so quiet back there, I completely forgot..."

.............................................................

About an hour after Nix and Karakzon had left, a weaver approached the group cautiously. “Say, are all you fellows still looking for cloth? Only I’ve got this piece of wool cloth here that I’ve been saving for-“

He hadn’t held the cloth up for more than a second before Gar was on his feet, shouting, “Emademuth! Lanzilemal!” He took the cloth from the stunned weavers hands and dove back into the workshop, upsetting a stack of uneaten food and filthy dishes as he did. Ignoring the mess, Gar went to work.

Aban turned to the others, and, smiling in relief, said "Well, maybe he's not doomed after all!"

The weaver nodded, saying. "Yes, it would have been terrible for you to lose your husband, I'm sure..."

"My what?"

........................................................

One week later Gar emerged, exhausted and hungry, holding a mechanism in his hands that he could swear he did not remember making.



Most critics found it rather wanting, considering all the fuss.

Next: Mandates, Guards, and JUSTICE

((So it was wool cloth that he wanted. It was right down to the wire, but there was one piece of wool left in the entire fortress. So Gar lives for another day.))
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #154 on: October 24, 2011, 11:38:29 pm »

Nice thing... You're saying that it's my creation?! really?! Huh...

Set it as main bridge lever that closes/opens its gates.
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #155 on: October 25, 2011, 01:27:46 am »

I'm still waiting for my large waterwheel array...
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« Reply #156 on: October 25, 2011, 08:36:35 am »

Fear not. I am gamely building your large waterwheel array, despite not being clear on what it is.

So maybe you should fear, I don't know.

Actual update later today.
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #157 on: October 25, 2011, 09:51:23 am »

What about my list? D:
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #158 on: October 25, 2011, 12:19:11 pm »

Sounds good to me. what pit?
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #159 on: October 25, 2011, 02:25:29 pm »

Fear not. I am gamely building your large waterwheel array, despite not being clear on what it is.

So maybe you should fear, I don't know.

Actual update later today.
I'll draw you a picture when I get to my main compy.
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #160 on: October 25, 2011, 03:26:14 pm »

When the bridge is ready, lets build a second LAND fort on the other side! Or replace all the water with magma instead.
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« Reply #161 on: October 25, 2011, 07:04:45 pm »

A Report on the Various Projects of Oceanbridge, 1st Granite, 194, By Aban Brothertreaties, Bookkeeper and Manager

After much, much prodding from Guy, Person mandated the construction of three crossbows. Now to find people who can hold them without shooting themselves in the foot, or other parts. No news from our mayor on the other requests, but I'm sure I'll have to deal with the paperwork sooner or later. Sheesh.

The War Elephant Population seems to have stabilized at five. The difficulty here is keeping them fed. Gary Featherlog promised that we’ll have no more repeats of the Dead Elephant in the Dining Room Incident. (I’m still amazed it took two weeks for someone to notice!)

A goblin was captured in one of the elephant cages.



 We can’t tame it, so I suppose it will end up in the pit/arena/whatever that thing is that Person is having built. It’s full of spikes, whatever it is.



The bridge is a nightmare from which there is no awakening.



 Wait, no. I mean it’s going fine. Still short on steel, but Guy has covered it with a dazzling array of statues. Well, actually, a large number of them are quite frightening. Terrifying, actually. Fire demons, baying trolls, an image of the god Rakust killing some poor dwarf... He's got an imagination. At least, I hope it's his imagination.

Gar has rebuilt the magma pumps three times now, but he says that he’s got the method down. Magma floods ahoy, I guess!

And the water wheel project has been delayed by a vomiting giraffe. I wish I could make these things up. It's quite a disturbing sight, what with the long necks and all.



A new year! Let's hope we all survive it.
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #162 on: October 25, 2011, 07:16:22 pm »

I guess the giraffe is... seasick? :-\
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« Reply #163 on: October 25, 2011, 08:10:12 pm »

I just realized the giraffe picture is from much earlier in the year. The giraffe is still there, still vomiting. So it seems it's been doing it for at least 6 game months now.

Huh.
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Re: Oceanbridge - A Fortress Defense Community Fort Thing
« Reply #164 on: October 25, 2011, 08:13:04 pm »

Give it a few years and you could have the most grand vomit ocean bridge in the world!
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