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[Ottofar]

You look around blind and accidentally squish the thing.

[Tersr]

> Eat a carrot and become unblind

[Armok]

(Ottofar wins the first stage of the thread!)

> Raise uncles remains as a zonbie!

[Hubris Incalculable]

/abilities/magic: Command not found: "raise"

[UltraValican]

Eat Zombie.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Object not found: Zombie

[Sinpwn]

>Unpurge uncle

[Hubris Incalculable]

Your uncle's various pieces suck back together with a flash of unlight, the light beyond dark, and a loud unsound, the sound beyond silence. Suddenly your uncle is standing there, glowering at your prone form.

[Sinpwn]

Tell him that is only a fraction of the pain he will feel if he calls you a punk again. Find some spare parts and make a bionic arm.

[Heron TSG]

Your bionic arm turns out to be more of an arm shaped club.

[Armok]

> Reward the fan club you have for an arm with authographs

[Aklyon]

>Have fan club fetch a better kind of bionic arm.

[Ottofar]

You start writing autographs.

Seven hours later you're still doing that.
Suddenly, your bionic arm cracks, out of exertion, and blows up, so you tell the club to fetch a new one. A better, greater one.

Three hours later they bring you the thing. Unfortunately it's the size of a medium-sized car.

[Yoink]

>Build ourself into a large-sized moster truck, thus allowing us to use the arm.
The truck can be designed to look like a dog.

[Ottofar]

You do so. You now have a dogster-truck You have no keys, though, and your fandom is getting bored.