Also look for an architect and bring him back.
Ooh, that's my cue. Hugo van Vissersdorp at your service, painter, sculptor, and architect extraordinaire.
A merchant ship pulls into the harbour. As the crew go about their business of tying ropes and unloading crates, a dishevelled man appears from belowdecks. He stands on the prow looking up at the city, his blond hair fluttering in the breeze, and a fiery passion burning within his deep blue eyes. Said eyes take up the view of the city. The panoramic scenery. The ramshackle housing. The people, completely average in every way.
"Captain!", he cries back over his shoulder.
"Augh, what now?", comes the irritated reply.
"This city needs my help! I can feel it! Have your men unload my things!"
"Do it yourself, you lazy bugger!"
...
An hour later, he stands by the bar of a busy tavern, attempting to attract the attention of the barmaid. Eventually there is a lull in activity and she wanders over.
"My, how did I ever miss you, handsome? What can I get you?", she says, her eyes making an approving sweep of his features.
"I'm looking for a room. Preferably something with a view", he replies, disinterestedly.
"Oh, well, I'm afraid that all our rooms are full. Though maybe you could share my room?", she purrs, twirling her hair between her fingers.
"You are most kind, but I cannot impose. I'm sure I will find somewhere else to sleep.", he says as he turns to leave.
"Wait, no! I don't mind! Its lonely in my room at night!"
"Yes, honey, you weren't too subtle. I'm not interested. Goodbye!"
The barmaid sighs, and ponders her fate. She spends the rest of the afternoon rejecting the offers of random drunks to keep her company in her lonely room.
Hugo, too, sighs. He moves on to the next tavern, where an old man gruffly hands him a key without so much as a leer at his behind. He dumps his bags on the bed, and despairs for the state of this city. Hideous, old fashioned, and yet so full of potential. Clearly this is his destiny. Too clean up this city, and make it beautiful. Yes. He will see this city become the jewel of the Storm Coast, come hell or high weather.
Hugo spends the next few weeks wandering the streets, taking notes of what can stay (very little), what has to go (most everything), and what has to be added (marble, pillars, statues, miscellaneous frilly bits). Occasionally a view will inspire him, and he will spend a day drawing a sketch for some later painting, but for the most part he moves through the city, making detailed lists of all the crimes against beauty within its walls.
And then, there is that inn. A wreckage, barely more than a shell of a building. Yet- the location! So well poised to catch the sun, and with a view of the harbour that surpasses any other! A crime against beauty more heinous than any so far encountered. And to make matters worse, the ruin is no mere ruin- the innkeeper still offers the rooms to all and sundry, and several guests appear to be staying there without complaint- are those... Hacturi? Surely not, those fabled creatures must have more taste than that! Surely?
After several days of quiet observation, he can stand it no longer. He marches up to the inn's door, raps smartly on its crumbling woodwork, and demands:
"...to speak with whoever is responsible for this! Honestly, people, a location like this, a view like that, glorious stonework like"-he waves his arms around wildly-"and you let it all go to waste? This is an
outrage!"