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[Necro910]

I had some dwarves corner a capybara once.  Then I got thrown out of the zoo.  Apparently it's illegal to toss midgets into an enclosure.

The answer should be obvious.

Need I say more?

MMMidget protection and preservation force?

....
*pulls the lever*

[King DZA]

I had some dwarves corner a capybara once.  Then I got thrown out of the zoo.  Apparently it's illegal to toss midgets into an enclosure.

The answer should be obvious.

Need I say more?

MMMidget protection and preservation force?

....
*pulls the lever*

Just out of curiosity, was that the lever that retracts the drawbridge, the one used for the spike traps, or the one for the m-

[Necro910]

I had some dwarves corner a capybara once.  Then I got thrown out of the zoo.  Apparently it's illegal to toss midgets into an enclosure.

The answer should be obvious.

Need I say more?

MMMidget protection and preservation force?

....
*pulls the lever*

Just out of curiosity, was that the lever that retracts the drawbridge, the one used for the spike traps, or the one for the m-

MAGMAAAAAAAAAA

[Specter513]

Sorry for breaking magma chain, but how do you get the online game to work? I have it downloaded, but it won't connect to a server.

[elf-fondling human]

Well, that may have something to do with all of the servers being down. Not much we can do about it short of starting up a new one/getting carnes to fix it.

[Teneb]

Sorry for breaking magma chain, but how do you get the online game to work? I have it downloaded, but it won't connect to a server.

It's down until Carnes finishes moving to his new house.



Now, I'm making a giant phallus (made of billon) outside my fort, how tall should it be (z-levels-wise)?

[Specter513]

Well, that may have something to do with all of the servers being down. Not much we can do about it short of starting up a new one/getting carnes to fix it.

Ah. okay then.

[elf-fondling human]

Sorry for breaking magma chain, but how do you get the online game to work? I have it downloaded, but it won't connect to a server.

It's down until Carnes finishes moving to his new house.



Now, I'm making a giant phallus (made of billon) outside my fort, how tall should it be (z-levels-wise)?

Depends. Whose phallus?

[Gizogin]

Now, I'm making a giant phallus (made of billon) outside my fort, how tall should it be (z-levels-wise)?

All of them.

[Teneb]

Sorry for breaking magma chain, but how do you get the online game to work? I have it downloaded, but it won't connect to a server.

It's down until Carnes finishes moving to his new house.



Now, I'm making a giant phallus (made of billon) outside my fort, how tall should it be (z-levels-wise)?

Depends. Whose phallus?

Just ye olde giant one everyone places outside their fortress.



EDIT:

All of them.

That would be 17 z-levels then

[Eddren]

But it should also shoot out magma.
Make sure to add that in.

[Girlinhat]

Is this a phallus with or without testicles?  Without - I'd recommend higher, because it's more difficult to capture the shape.  With - you can do lower, as the testicles lend a lot to the shape of the creation.

[Teneb]

Is this a phallus with or without testicles?  Without - I'd recommend higher, because it's more difficult to capture the shape.  With - you can do lower, as the testicles lend a lot to the shape of the creation.

I'll probably add them so I can pump magma into the thing, since I built it right over my barracks.

[Specter513]

No, build it hanging over the gate, so invaders can face the fury of the magma phallus.

[Eddren]

Is this a phallus with or without testicles?  Without - I'd recommend higher, because it's more difficult to capture the shape.  With - you can do lower, as the testicles lend a lot to the shape of the creation.

I'll probably add them so I can pump magma into the thing, since I built it right over my barracks.

Now to give this a use:
Make a cage right above it, constructed primarily out of Grates. Have the magma spew all around it, but keep the center safe.
Place one dwarf inside, to have his fat melted off..By the Phalluses..Excretions.