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urick

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« on: September 27, 2011, 02:24:48 pm »
Does anyone else skip making or importing cheese, solely for the sake of  preventing bedroom miasmas?

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Sphalerite

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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 02:27:43 pm »
No, because cheese doesn't cause bedroom miasma.
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011, 02:28:06 pm »
Sometimes it does in real life, but not in game no.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2011, 02:32:02 pm by forsaken1111 »
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2011, 02:28:45 pm »
Fortunately, dwarves don't seem to suffer from lactose intolerance.
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2011, 02:31:18 pm »
Not at all. In fact, i usually completely buy out every last slice of the stuff from caravans, and even have my dwarves have some homemade on occasion.

It's usually meats that give me miasma problems. Like that prepared capybara heart my miner let sit on his floor for Armok knows how long...
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2011, 02:38:02 pm »
The easiest cure for bedroom miasma is probably a kickass dining room with tables and chairs, and bedrooms with neither table nor chair.
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Tevish Szat likes books, computers, board games, and cats for their aloofness. When possible, he prefers to consume hamburgers and macaroni and cheese. He needs caffeine to get through the working day.

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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 02:38:47 pm »
Quote from: Tevish Szat on September 27, 2011, 02:38:02 pm
The easiest cure for bedroom miasma is probably a kickass dining room with tables and chairs, and bedrooms with neither table nor chair. magma.
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 02:48:05 pm »
Of course, you are correct.  How silly of me.  Dining arrangements are the second easiest.
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Tevish Szat likes books, computers, board games, and cats for their aloofness. When possible, he prefers to consume hamburgers and macaroni and cheese. He needs caffeine to get through the working day.

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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 03:05:01 pm »
Nah, dining arrangements are easiest. Magma is just more thorough. No dwarfs, no food left behind in bedrooms! Perfect!

Oh wait, producing no food at all is clearly the simplest solution.
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 03:09:37 pm »
If they desire to sleep in filth, let them.  I am busy overseeing the importing and construction of a solid gold block phallus on my front lawn.  I cannot be bothered to clean their bedrooms like some mother of 5 year olds.  The phallus will do that.  Once it's been fitted with a magma ejaculator.  It'll all be clean then...
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2011, 03:18:05 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on September 27, 2011, 03:09:37 pm
If they desire to sleep in filth, let them.  I am busy overseeing the importing and construction of a solid gold block phallus on my front lawn.  I cannot be bothered to clean their bedrooms like some mother of 5 year olds.  The phallus will do that.  Once it's been fitted with a magma ejaculator.  It'll all be clean then...

...

Does she terrify anyone else?
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2011, 03:19:53 pm »
Quote from: Gizogin on September 27, 2011, 03:18:05 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on September 27, 2011, 03:09:37 pm
If they desire to sleep in filth, let them.  I am busy overseeing the importing and construction of a solid gold block phallus on my front lawn.  I cannot be bothered to clean their bedrooms like some mother of 5 year olds.  The phallus will do that.  Once it's been fitted with a magma ejaculator.  It'll all be clean then...

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Does she terrify anyone else?

You'll get used to it. The first suggestion is always mass murder. After that, solid gold phalluses fail to shock.
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2011, 03:23:06 pm »
Quote from: Gizogin on September 27, 2011, 03:18:05 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on September 27, 2011, 03:09:37 pm
If they desire to sleep in filth, let them.  I am busy overseeing the importing and construction of a solid gold block phallus on my front lawn.  I cannot be bothered to clean their bedrooms like some mother of 5 year olds.  The phallus will do that.  Once it's been fitted with a magma ejaculator.  It'll all be clean then...

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Does she terrify anyone else?

No, she just makes me want to mod in fennecs so I can have an explosion of them in every desert and savanna fort ever.
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2011, 03:25:05 pm »
Quote from: Gizogin on September 27, 2011, 03:18:05 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on September 27, 2011, 03:09:37 pm
If they desire to sleep in filth, let them.  I am busy overseeing the importing and construction of a solid gold block phallus on my front lawn.  I cannot be bothered to clean their bedrooms like some mother of 5 year olds.  The phallus will do that.  Once it's been fitted with a magma ejaculator.  It'll all be clean then...

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Does she terrify anyone else?
Terrify? No. Psychotic magma killer womanz are sexy.
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Re: forbidden cheese
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2011, 03:47:46 pm »
Quote from: Gizogin on September 27, 2011, 03:18:05 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on September 27, 2011, 03:09:37 pm
If they desire to sleep in filth, let them.  I am busy overseeing the importing and construction of a solid gold block phallus on my front lawn.  I cannot be bothered to clean their bedrooms like some mother of 5 year olds.  The phallus will do that.  Once it's been fitted with a magma ejaculator.  It'll all be clean then...

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Does she terrify anyone else?

Every night I make sure to power off my laptop, close the lid, face it away from room, and armour myself in blankets for fear of the most recent Cave Johnson girlinhat post. 

zzZZzzZ

...no.... nooo..... phallus........ zzzZZZZzzzz.....NOOOOO NOT THE PONIES.....badgers... zzZzzZzzzzZZZ
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