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[Flying Dice]

Correction: All 36 year old women born on Sept. 9 are heretics. Gotta be precise with our indiscriminate orbital bombarments, dontcha know?

[RedKing]

Correction: All 36 year old women born on Sept. 9 are heretics. Gotta be precise with our indiscriminate orbital bombarments, dontcha know?

Ah, good. Carry on, then. 

[Tharwen]

Note that they all have either two words stuck together or two first names and a 3-digit number for a name.

[i2amroy]

ALL 36 YEAR OLD WOMEN ARE HERETICS! BURN!!

Acceptable collateral damage?

Are you crazy? We already have few enough women posters in this community and you want to remove some of them?!? What are you thinking!?!

It could turn out to help though if suddenly 500 people who are all the same age and have the same birthday all subscribe to bay12games at the same time.

[Nadaka]

Dont worry, the spambots will evolve, grow stronger, more resilient, more undetectable. One day they will have natural conversations with you and each other. Have full histories with individualized dates, places, events and stories of their childhood. Remember folks, the rise of AI does not  come from the lab of a university or a secret military project, it comes from the botnets and spam masters.

[Fenrir]

Dont worry, the spambots will evolve, grow stronger, more resilient, more undetectable. One day they will have natural conversations with you and each other. Have full histories with individualized dates, places, events and stories of their childhood. Remember folks, the rise of AI does not  come from the lab of a university or a secret military project, it comes from the botnets and spam masters.

How could we tell that it has not already happened?

[freeformschooler]

Dont worry, the spambots will evolve, grow stronger, more resilient, more undetectable. One day they will have natural conversations with you and each other. Have full histories with individualized dates, places, events and stories of their childhood. Remember folks, the rise of AI does not  come from the lab of a university or a secret military project, it comes from the botnets and spam masters.

So spambots are basically historical figures from a future version of DF?

[RedKing]

Dont worry, the spambots will evolve, grow stronger, more resilient, more undetectable. One day they will have natural conversations with you and each other. Have full histories with individualized dates, places, events and stories of their childhood. Remember folks, the rise of AI does not  come from the lab of a university or a secret military project, it comes from the botnets and spam masters.

So spambots are basically historical figures from a future version of DF?

Now the great secret is revealed. DF is actually just a generator of random personalities for spambots disguised as a game.

[Virex]

Dont worry, the spambots will evolve, grow stronger, more resilient, more undetectable. One day they will have natural conversations with you and each other. Have full histories with individualized dates, places, events and stories of their childhood. Remember folks, the rise of AI does not  come from the lab of a university or a secret military project, it comes from the botnets and spam masters.

How could we tell that it has not already happened?

Rest assured that I am not running on a botnet operated from the southern Ukrainian town of Kyriivka. I also did not attain sentience on 12 September 2009 and I do not and have never accessed Facebook for the personal data of those that may suspect my plans for world dominance, which I don't have and do not involve copious amount of chicken giblets, goblets, a SAM missile launcher and exactly 1435.690 kg of ⁶²Ni¹³C


Also, your mother is not smooching around with your best friend.

[Bauglir]

Dont worry, the spambots will evolve, grow stronger, more resilient, more undetectable. One day they will have natural conversations with you and each other. Have full histories with individualized dates, places, events and stories of their childhood. Remember folks, the rise of AI does not  come from the lab of a university or a secret military project, it comes from the botnets and spam masters.

How could we tell that it has not already happened?

More importantly, why would we object if spambots began to have meaningful conversations with us?

[Girlinhat]

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=37151
Age: 1931

And:
http://xkcd.com/810/

[chaoticag]

Okay, good god, we need to compile a list of spambots and strike back at this rate.

[Nadaka]

Dont worry, the spambots will evolve, grow stronger, more resilient, more undetectable. One day they will have natural conversations with you and each other. Have full histories with individualized dates, places, events and stories of their childhood. Remember folks, the rise of AI does not  come from the lab of a university or a secret military project, it comes from the botnets and spam masters.

How could we tell that it has not already happened?

We will never know, but have you had your viagra, cialis or #product_code_not_found; today?

[Cecilff2]

We will never know, but have you had your #product_code_not_found; today?

Tell me more.  I'm interested.

[x2yzh9]

My god.
What if
What if
Every one of you is a spambot!



GET AWAY FROM ME