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[Mister Always]

And for the last two years has been walking around 'dizzy'. I wasn't worried at first, but then suddenly two years passed.

Should I... Should I be doing something about this...?

Was the dwarf previously skilled in Engraving as well?  Has he developed any other odd traits?  For example, routinely gaining the Pickup Equipment task and exchanging his civilian clothes for a set of red and blue Dyed clothes?  Have there been unexplained webs appearing in the fort, potentially entrapping tantrumming or lawbreaking dwarves?  Has he been found on top of walls/in impossible to reach areas?

Watch this one carefully...

Spiderdwarf, spiderdwarf, friendly cavedweller spiderdwarf!

Can he dig, like a worm? Fuck yeah he can, he's a dwarf!
Fuck yeaaaaah! Here comes the spiderdwaaarf!

Urist J. McJameson, Presser, has issued a new mandate: Engravings of Spiderdwarf (3/3)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Couldn't resist 

Don't feel sorry, man. I liked it!

I guess Doc Ock would be some kind of mutated dark strangler.

(Durp Fortress Defense mod durp)

[CapnUrist]

And for the last two years has been walking around 'dizzy'. I wasn't worried at first, but then suddenly two years passed.

Should I... Should I be doing something about this...?

Was the dwarf previously skilled in Engraving as well?  Has he developed any other odd traits?  For example, routinely gaining the Pickup Equipment task and exchanging his civilian clothes for a set of red and blue Dyed clothes?  Have there been unexplained webs appearing in the fort, potentially entrapping tantrumming or lawbreaking dwarves?  Has he been found on top of walls/in impossible to reach areas?

Watch this one carefully...

Spiderdwarf, spiderdwarf, friendly cavedweller spiderdwarf!

Can he dig, like a worm? Fuck yeah he can, he's a dwarf!
Fuck yeaaaaah! Here comes the spiderdwaaarf!

Urist J. McJameson, Presser, has issued a new mandate: Engravings of Spiderdwarf (3/3)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Couldn't resist 

The effect of this was compounded by the fact that I read it while listening to Cave Johnson quotes on Youtube.

[SpiralDimentia]

And for the last two years has been walking around 'dizzy'. I wasn't worried at first, but then suddenly two years passed.

Should I... Should I be doing something about this...?

Was the dwarf previously skilled in Engraving as well?  Has he developed any other odd traits?  For example, routinely gaining the Pickup Equipment task and exchanging his civilian clothes for a set of red and blue Dyed clothes?  Have there been unexplained webs appearing in the fort, potentially entrapping tantrumming or lawbreaking dwarves?  Has he been found on top of walls/in impossible to reach areas?

Watch this one carefully...

Spiderdwarf, spiderdwarf, friendly cavedweller spiderdwarf!

Can he dig, like a worm? Fuck yeah he can, he's a dwarf!
Fuck yeaaaaah! Here comes the spiderdwaaarf!

Urist J. McJameson, Presser, has issued a new mandate: Engravings of Spiderdwarf (3/3)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Couldn't resist 

Don't feel sorry, man. I liked it!

I guess Doc Ock would be some kind of mutated dark strangler.

(Durp Fortress Defense mod durp)

The Forgotten Beast Doctimus Octorvanhas come! An octopus twisted into human form. He undulates rhythmically. Beware his powerful grasp!

[AnimaRytak]

Just turn off everything but hauling and set his profession to "Fortress Drunk"

It'll be fine then.