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[Azkul]

IT IS A TRAP
THE HORSE IS FEARSOME BEAST

[Hubris Incalculable]

You decide that you will run in there screaming, to gain it's friendship. You ought to know, for future reference, that this is incredibly stupid. however, it seems to have worked, (2d10: 16)* or else the ugly creature is deaf. You pick up four pieces of equestrian excrement, and get on your way.

>What do?

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Property:
16x Shillings
1x Glass pitcher of smelly green chemical
1x Glass pitcher of dangerous looking yellow chemical
1x Glass pitcher of horse shite
1x Empty glass pitchers
4x Pieces of rusty metal
7x Pieces of soft, grey, heavy metal
12x Glass tubing
1x Pair of leggings
2x Leather shoes
1x White tunic
2x Leather gloves
1x Pair of protective spectacles
1x Rented room

Learned Recipes:
You haven't learned any, yet.

General stats:
Alchemy Level:  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (0)
Hunger: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Full)
Health: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Popularity: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Neutral)

Orders:
No-one has ordered any chemicals or metals, transmuted or otherwise, yet.

Spoiler: * (click to show/hide)

I've decided to roll 2d10 in any situation i feel will result in an uncertain outcome, combined with whatever modifiers I damn well please.

[LordSlowpoke]

Go home, then combine the empty glass pitcher with the pitcher of dangerous looking yellow chemical, the pitcher of horse shite and 2x piece of soft grey metal. And a shilling.

Apply heat until SCIENCE! is visibly completed.

[LAAT501legion]

Go home, then combine the empty glass pitcher with the pitcher of dangerous looking yellow chemical, the pitcher of horse shite and 2x piece of soft grey metal. And a shilling.

Apply heat until SCIENCE! is visibly completed.

This

[Hubris Incalculable]

((Do you mean i should use up all of the DLYC and horse shite? cause if so, that's an awful waste. DLYC is very hard to come by.))

[LordSlowpoke]

((Do you mean i should use up all of the DLYC and horse shite? cause if so, that's an awful waste. DLYC is very hard to come by.))

Third of the DLYC, third of the shite, rest filled with soft gray metal and that shilling. I assumed the pitchers are all the same size and didn't bother telling the specifics.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Can we examine the chemicals we already have.

[lawastooshort]

((Do you mean i should use up all of the DLYC and horse shite? cause if so, that's an awful waste. DLYC is very hard to come by.))

Third of the DLYC, third of the shite, rest filled with soft gray metal and that shilling. I assumed the pitchers are all the same size and didn't bother telling the specifics.

Do this, but harder.

[woose1]

POUR RANDOM SHIT INTO OTHER VIALS OF RANDOM SHIT

[Hubris Incalculable]

You decide to try your hand at some !!ALCHEMY!!. You dump 1 1/3 lumps of shite into the other empty pitcher, add 1/3 of your dangerous looking yellow chemical, and put two pieces of heavy, grey metal and a shilling in as well. It's begun to smell like a latrine in here. You decide to let this stuff boil down, but upon searching, you find that you don't have any heat-source.

> What shall you do?

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Property:
15x Shillings
1x Glass pitcher of smelly green chemical
2/3x Glass pitcher of dangerous looking yellow chemical
2/3x Glass pitcher of horse shite
1x Glass Pitcher of gross mixture
4x Pieces of rusty metal
5x Pieces of soft, grey, heavy metal
12x Glass tubing
1x Pair of leggings
2x Leather shoes
1x White tunic
2x Leather gloves
1x Pair of protective spectacles
1x Rented room

Learned Recipes:
You haven't learned any, yet.

General stats:
Alchemy Level:  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Hunger: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Health: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Popularity: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Neutral)

Orders:
No-one has ordered any chemicals or metals, transmuted or otherwise, yet.

[forsaken1111]

March down to the office of the owner of this rented room and demand that he or she furnish you with a candle for !SCIENCE! !!ALCHEMY!!.

Then consult thine books upon Alchemy and see if we can identify this yellow chemical which we have likely wasted.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I likely won't update till tomorrow, but keep those suggestions coming!

[Ibid Straydrink]

If you want to get this shite cooking, a candle simply will not do! What we need are some coals and a cast-iron cauldron.

Head to the general store to purchase these common household items, and purchase a sizable bag of salt while you are there. Can't cook shite without salt.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Huh? Alchemy books? Are there such things? You certainly don't have any, in any case.

The voices are talking about a general store. What the heck is a general store? In any case, they mention an iron cauldron and coal. You know where to get those. After cleaning your gloves off very carefully and putting your protective specs away for now, you walk over to William Smith's smithy, and purchase a reasonably sized cauldron for 6 shillings, and a bag of coal for 2 shillings, 2 farthings. The bag of coal should last about two days, if used judiciously. A quick walk down to the market provides you with a farthing bag of salt, and you head home. Boy, does it stink in here.

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Property:
6x Shillings
1x Farthings
1x Glass pitcher of smelly green chemical
2/3x Glass pitcher of dangerous looking yellow chemical
2/3x Glass pitcher of horse shite
1x Glass Pitcher of gross mixture
4x Pieces of rusty metal
5x Pieces of soft, grey, heavy metal
12x Glass tubing
1x Pair of leggings
2x Leather shoes
1x White tunic
2x Leather gloves
1x Pair of protective spectacles
1x Rented room
1x Cast-iron pot
1x Bag of coal
1x Bag of salt

Learned Recipes:
You haven't learned any, yet.

General stats:
Alchemy Level:  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Hunger: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Health: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Popularity: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Neutral)

Orders:
No-one has ordered any chemicals or metals, transmuted or otherwise, yet.

[LordSlowpoke]

Fine sirs, we have created piss out of a various amount of probably very expensive materials. This leads me to believe that we could reverse this process and get said various amounts of probably expensive materials out of piss. That's what !!ALCHEMY!! is about. And I'm running on the terrible implication that the smell of a latrine is the fact we turned shite into piss somehow.

Oh, and stink bombs. How to make those, I have no idea. But it should be done.