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[Hubris Incalculable]

Here you stand, in your white tunic, wearing your leather-rimmed spectacles high on your forehead, leather gloves on your hands, looking very, very cool. In fact, you look a lot like this guy:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Of course, to look exactly like him would be completely anachronistic, as you live in the 16th century, and he in the 20th. Anyway, you have recently obtained, from a local dealer, a lot of glass pitchers, tubing, and some dangerous, smelly chemicals. You have also collected a lot of worthless metal scraps, and have rented a one-room residence for the low, low price of 3 farthings a week. You are not currently earning anything, yet, but you still have 16 shillings left in your purse. The only thing impeding you from !!ALCHEMY!! is that you have momentarily forgotten your name.

>It will come back to you in a moment:

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Property:
16x Shillings
1x Glass pitcher of smelly green chemical
1x Glass pitcher of dangerous looking yellow chemical
2x Empty glass pitchers
4x Pieces of rusty metal
7x Pieces of soft, grey, heavy metal
12x Glass tubing
1x Pair of leggings
2x Leather shoes
1x White tunic
2x Leather gloves
1x Pair of protective spectacles
1x Rented room

Learned Recipes:
You haven't learned any, yet.

General stats:
Alchemy Level:  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (0)
Hunger: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Full)
Health: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Popularity: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Neutral)

Orders:
No-one has ordered any chemicals or metals, transmuted or otherwise, yet.

[micelus]

Eldom Darl IV

[Roboboy33]

Eldom Darl IV

THIIIISSS

[Ibid Straydrink]

Eldom Darl IV

THIIIISSS

I concur.

[Zaerosz]

Eldom Darl IV

THIIIISSS

I concur.

Quite.

[Pandarsenic]

Eldom Darl IV? Ehh, why not.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Spoiler: Sigh. (click to show/hide)

I had hoped for some more varied suggestions, but oh well...

Oh, yes. Your name is Eldom Darl IV. Which means your father was also called Eldom Darl, as was his father, and his father. You've never liked the full name, IV and all, though, so most of the time you introduce yourself as El. Well, shall we get down to !!ALCHEMY!!? Or shall we look for more materials?

> !!ALCHEMY!! (A)
> Look for materials (B)

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Property:
16x Shillings
1x Glass pitcher of smelly green chemical
1x Glass pitcher of dangerous looking yellow chemical
2x Empty glass pitchers
4x Pieces of rusty metal
7x Pieces of soft, grey, heavy metal
12x Glass tubing
1x Pair of leggings
2x Leather shoes
1x White tunic
2x Leather gloves
1x Pair of protective spectacles
1x Rented room

Learned Recipes:
You haven't learned any, yet.

General stats:
Alchemy Level:  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (0)
Hunger: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Full)
Health: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Popularity: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Neutral)

Orders:
No-one has ordered any chemicals or metals, transmuted or otherwise, yet.

[Dwarmin]

B-Science cannot go forward without the proper materials.

Let's see if we can borrow some dung from the local horse stables! Surely it will allow us to make a man-horseman hybrid of terrifying power.

[Roboboy33]

B-Science cannot go forward without the proper materials.

Let's see if we can borrow some dung from the local horse stables! Surely it will allow us to make a man-horseman hybrid of terrifying power.

[Hubris Incalculable]

You consider carrying a load of dung home in your hands, but soon remember how disgusting that would be, and how much people would revile you for you grossness.

[Dwarmin]

Well, with my pair of Leather gloves and protective spectacles firmly equipped, I can safely carry any sort of foul materials home in one of my Empty glass pitchers. I am a scientist you know!

[Hubris Incalculable]

What is a scientist? You are an Alchemist! But all right, if you must collect faeces, you might as well fill a pitcher. You walk out onto the street, and, after looking around, you see a stable two doors down. You enter, and locate some horse-shit, directly behind that large, grey stallion.

>Do you pick it up?

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Property:
16x Shillings
1x Glass pitcher of smelly green chemical
1x Glass pitcher of dangerous looking yellow chemical
2x Empty glass pitchers
4x Pieces of rusty metal
7x Pieces of soft, grey, heavy metal
12x Glass tubing
1x Pair of leggings
2x Leather shoes
1x White tunic
2x Leather gloves
1x Pair of protective spectacles
1x Rented room

Learned Recipes:
You haven't learned any, yet.

General stats:
Alchemy Level:  █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (0)
Hunger: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Full)
Health: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █
Popularity: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ (Neutral)

Orders:
No-one has ordered any chemicals or metals, transmuted or otherwise, yet.

[Roboboy33]

OF COURSE!

[lawastooshort]

It sounds dangerous.

[filiusenox]

Run in screaming from behind the horse, to gain its freindship.