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[Necro910]

Obviously, googling this is Not Safe For Work.

Actually, yes it is. At least, my picture search was fruitless.

This is a pun. It has hanging rings of censored, and menacing spikes of bleep.

[FrisianDude]

Your face menaces of bleep. And it wasn't a pun, it was the troof.

Becouse nobody else pointed this out; Girlinhat made a (fairly good pun) Crundle is slang for Taint(anatomy).

Thank you!  I wasn't going to stoop so low as to point it out myself... until at least another page or so...

I think no-one pointed it out because it was dead-obvious, eh?

[elf-fondling human]

When you think about it, it makes sense. What are (DF) Crundles other than the underside of Armok's...goodwill, perhaps? Anyways, it can be pretty bad for a group of them to show up at one time, just like in real life.

[Necro910]

When you think about it, it makes sense. What are (DF) Crundles other than the underside of Armok's...goodwill, perhaps? Anyways, it can be pretty bad for a group of them to show up at one time, just like in real life.

They will climb up into your fort, and tear your dwarves apart. The crundles will then roam all over you and your fort.

The Necro910 retches!

[AWdeV]

The forgotten beast Choad the Taint has come! A towering scaly crundle. It has a pair of dangling appendages and it undulates rhythmically. It's yellow-brown scales are round and close-set. Beware it's poisonous secretions!

* AWdeV applauds.

Shouldn't it be "chode" though?

_{(oooh, /me works here too.)}

[Khenal]

This thread is hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

[AWdeV]

It's hilarifying, which is a pretty good description for combat in DF too.

[varnish]

I'm sure there are worse things to name a monster after.

I... I can't think of any at the moment, but this is the internet. There's bound to be something worse out there.

[!!crundle!!]

Why, Armok, WHY?!

[elf-fondling human]

Oooh...that's rather unfortunate.

[Sidhien]

When you think about it, it makes sense. What are (DF) Crundles other than the underside of Armok's...goodwill, perhaps? Anyways, it can be pretty bad for a group of them to show up at one time, just like in real life.

No kidding, just imagine what would happen if a group of crundles showed up on your doorstep... and as soon as you open the door one of them launches itself at your face.

[AWdeV]

I'm sure there are worse things to name a monster after.

I... I can't think of any at the moment, but this is the internet. There's bound to be something worse out there.

Urethral sounding. Imagine a herd of Violent Urethral Sounders. They can fly and they know where to fly to.

[Caevin]

Why, Armok, WHY?!

Ah goodness, I feel bad for you mate, the news must have hit you rather hard. It would be like being called perra and finally realizing why all those spanish-speakers are always laughing at you.

[YetAnotherStupidDorf]

Oookay... time to back slowly, turn around and pretend it Did Not Happened.

[Teneb]

Why, Armok, WHY?!

I... don't know what to say, really. But it is unfortunate.