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Author Topic: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?  (Read 4335 times)

A Spoony Bard

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Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« on: September 25, 2011, 04:47:39 pm »
One of my masons walled himself into the magma cistern, since he has no friends, I'm going to pump small bits of magma in a and watch his flesh slowly burn into the magma that will later be used to forge metals.
EDIT: The pump operator brought her baby to come watch.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2011, 04:49:24 pm by A Spoony Bard »
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2011, 04:49:25 pm »
Neither, it's normal.
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2011, 04:50:30 pm »
Is he a good mason? That's the deciding factor. If he isn't, it's dwarfy, just get a hauler to take over his old job. If he is, it's masochistic - you're only hurting your fort, after all.
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2011, 04:55:18 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on September 25, 2011, 04:50:30 pm
Is he a good mason? That's the deciding factor. If he isn't, it's dwarfy, just get a hauler to take over his old job. If he is, it's masochistic - you're only hurting your fort, after all.
He actually had no masonry skills, he was an idler I made a mason to fix a leak that sprung in my magma cistern.
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2011, 04:56:21 pm »
magma + rooms is what little dwarf girls do at home. Real dwarfs would drown that mason with honey badgers
« Last Edit: September 25, 2011, 05:00:09 pm by MrShovelFace »
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2011, 04:59:08 pm »
Quote from: A Spoony Bard on September 25, 2011, 04:55:18 pm
He actually had no masonry skills, he was an idler I made a mason to fix a leak that sprung in my magma cistern.

Perfectly justified by dwarven stupidity then.
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2011, 05:00:15 pm »
Quote from: MrShovelFace on September 25, 2011, 04:56:21 pm
magma + rooms is what little dwarf girls do at home. Real dwarfs would drown that mason with honey badgets
I think the badgers would probably be dead by the time they went through a screw pump. Either that or the pump operator would run away because "OH SHIT THERE ARE BADGERS NEARBY!"
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2011, 05:21:22 pm »
Quote from: MrShovelFace on September 25, 2011, 04:56:21 pm
Magma + rooms is what little dwarf girls do at home. Real dwarfs would drown that mason with honey badgers

Sorry, just had to finally stop lurking around here and just sig this right away.

That said, I believe a mason with no mason skills just engraved his own death penalty...
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Magma + rooms is what little dwarf girls do at home. Real dwarfs would drown that mason with honey badgers

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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2011, 05:30:46 pm »
If all you're doing is lurking, no one is gonna see your sig anyways :P
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2011, 05:44:19 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on September 25, 2011, 05:30:46 pm
If all you're doing is lurking, no one is gonna see your sig anyways :P

Well, now that I've started posting, I can't just stop, can I?

After all, now I'm part of the Fun :)
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Magma + rooms is what little dwarf girls do at home. Real dwarfs would drown that mason with honey badgers

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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2011, 07:42:50 pm »
Quote from: Rhymer on September 25, 2011, 05:44:19 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on September 25, 2011, 05:30:46 pm
If all you're doing is lurking, no one is gonna see your sig anyways :P

Well, now that I've started posting, I can't just stop, can I?

After all, now I'm part of the Fun :)

Welcome to the land of "fun" my friend.
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2011, 07:47:46 pm »
Quote from: Rhymer on September 25, 2011, 05:44:19 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on September 25, 2011, 05:30:46 pm
If all you're doing is lurking, no one is gonna see your sig anyways :P

Well, now that I've started posting, I can't just stop, can I?

After all, now I'm part of the Fun :)
Oh no... It's contagious.
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2011, 07:52:05 pm »
And there is no cure for Fun.

No, Necro910, not even Magma.
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2011, 08:00:05 pm »
Quote from: CapnUrist on September 25, 2011, 07:52:05 pm
And there is no cure for Fun.

No, Necro910, not even Magma.
PROPERLY APPLIED MAGMA SOLVES EVERYTHING YOU INSOLENT FOOL

How dare you.
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Re: Is this Sadistic or just Dwarvenly?
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2011, 08:01:32 pm »
Of course magma isn't a cure for fun!  It's a primary source of fun!

Anyway, friendless idiot locked himself in a magma cistern?  Slowly searing him to death with globs of magma is one of only two dwarvenly ways of handling the situation.  The other is SWIFTLY burning him to death with LOTS of magma
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