It really seems like BYOND = instant drama. I am you guys will blame the community, but you guys always blame the community.
Anyways, what we have here is a full failure. We have someone who wants a game, but doesn't know how to code. This is par for the course, these requests happen all the time.
Add to that the fact that we have instant drama. Someone rage quit? Developers consider it a black smudge? The game is an RIP (what ever the junk that means)? People will be mad if you move forward?
Next you admit to the fact that you are lazy and have no attention span yet somehow you are going to manage the project?
Finally, you are asking for developers without describing the game or providing any links to describe the game.
So lets recap. For someone to read this and want to do development work on it they would have to A) accept the fact that they are developing a game for someone who is self proclaimed "too lazy/too low attention span" to learn to program, B) Follow your design structure, C) Accept the fact that they are getting into a high drama project, and D) know what the hell Cowed is.
Let's face it; this will never happen. The only way you will ever get this project off the ground is to learn on your own. Spend a couple of weeks learning BYOND and come back with part of a project. Then see if someone will help.