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[stabbymcstabstab]

read the letter open and loot the chest and bring the corpse back as your new bestfriend.

[Jacos]

First, you decide to read the letter. Up close, you notice blood stains.

Dear Garvon,

I have placed the treasure in the chest, and swallowed the key. Unfortunately, they have found me such sooner than I had expected.
They are already coming. After forcing the ship into these shallows, they began to devour the crew. I have locked the door, but who knows how long until they pick the lock - that is, if they know how. Those long, clawed fingers have to be good for something other than decimating people. I don't know long the treasure will last. It's gone into hibernation, but when you rescue it, it will probably be fairly starved - you might have to abduct a few meals for it.
Having swalloed the key, you'll probably have to look for it in my remains. Sorry.

Captain Airon.

Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at Fighting.
You are Adequate at Using a Sword.
You are Adequate a Social Interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are a Novice Swimmer.
You are Skilled at Disturbing People.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 191 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1ey3wqs84/

[Jacos]

You cast 'Thread Ressurection'.

What now?

[LordSlowpoke]

Fondly regard seven hours without post.

Barring that, dig into remains. Like a professional.

[Tersr]

Throw thw skull first!

[Ottofar]

>Kick the chest.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

rip open ribcage while singing "the song never ends". NEVER STOP SINGING THAT SONG

[Hubris Incalculable]

>Kick the chest.

while chest.open = no:
    >k
    :In what direction? _
    >8
    :THUD!
:You break open the lock!

[Tersr]

>Kick the chest.

while chest.open = no:
    >k
    :In what direction? _
    >8
    :THUD!
:You break open the lock!

Nethack?

[Jacos]

You attempt to bash open the chest, but fail. You slowly break apart the skeleton, wincing at every SNAP and CRACK, and eventually find the key. You slowly take it, and advance towards the chest...

Do you dare open it?

Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at Fighting.
You are Adequate at Using a Sword.
You are Adequate a Social Interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are a Novice Swimmer.
You are Skilled at Disturbing People.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 191 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1ey3wqs84/

[Tersr]

Open the chest.

[ashton1993]

Open the chest.

[K17U]

Swallow the Key.

[ashton1993]

Swallow the Key.

After opening the chest

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Open the chest.

do this