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[Ochita]

Become more sane.

The only people who can really pull off being insane are wizards.

[Jacos]

You go south towards the shipwreck. (Due to varied opinions, nothing is being done about the dress)

You see a large shipwreck, just in the shallows. You could probably exit your sloop and swim towards it, and it is fairly shallow so you probably won't drown.

Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at Fighting.
You are Adequate at Using a Sword.
You are Adequate a Social Interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are Dabbling at Swimming.
You are Skilled at Disturbing People.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 191 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1ey3wqs84/

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Swim to shipwreck. At least drowning is realitivly quick. compared to scratched to death by 30 kittens.

[ashton1993]

The only people who can really pull off being insane are wizards.

You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.

Good thing we're a wizard then! Not in one art but we know two types of magic! Also we've got a bunch of magical artifacts, definitely a wizard.

Swim to shipwreck. At least drowning is realitivly quick. compared to scratched to death by 30 kittens.

And we should do this.

[Ochita]

Magic of friendship doesn't count.

Also we need to know at least 4 different types!

Plus we have a minor magical item. Not a artifact.

[ashton1993]

Magic of friendship doesn't count.

Does too! 

Also we need to know at least 4 different types!

Your right, to achieve this we must be MORE INSANE

Plus we have a minormajor magical item. Not a artifact.

We have three major magical items 

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

It doesn't matter since we're going to die very soon. Death by drowning or pirate ghosts.

[Jacos]

Magic of friendship doesn't count.

It does if you find all the Elements of Harmony other than Magic.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Magic of friendship doesn't count.

It does if you find all the Elements of Harmony other than Magic.

I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon.

[Tersr]

I just got it! Jacos didn't make this so we would steal and molest any and everything we met, he made this so we would learn about friendship and harmony!

[Jacos]

You swim, in the fairly shallow water, towards the shipwreck. While you are approaching, you feel that you have grasped the basics of swimming - atleast in shallow water.

As you climb onto the large ship, you climb towards what seems to be a ladder to a lower deck. The ship is barely tilted, and it is easy to make your way around. The ship is fairly large - a brig, perhaps. You make your way around the ship, rusted equipment, old rope and useless arms all scattered around. As you way your way to the back of the ship, you find what seems to be the Captain's room. You shudder as you reach towards the door handle, wondering what is behind the door. The door slowly creaks open, revealing a long dead captain sat at his desk, with an old chest at the corner of the room, and a letter on the Captain's desk.

Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at Fighting.
You are Adequate at Using a Sword.
You are Adequate a Social Interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are a Novice Swimmer.
You are Skilled at Disturbing People.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 191 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1ey3wqs84/

[Tersr]

Throw skull into water, read note, open chest. Would hate to have the body come to life.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Right try to prevent the dead rising by desecrating the corpse. FoolProof

[Tersr]

I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not.

Don't worry it's normal. I was being both sarcastic and sincere. I am the quantum mechanics of emotions.