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[Jacos]

"To make love to you, sexy." you say to the emotionless voice - hell, you can't even tell if it's male or female. Suddenly, a voice rings through your head - "Medium success!"

An undead creatre (best image I could find) materialises before, you. "What would you have me do, mortal?

You are utterly terrified.

(Rolled around 75 to seduce, around 75 for luck with the chaosangle, and 6 to not shit yourself)

Days until expedition: 10

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 201 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[filiusenox]

Make love to it.

[Jacos]

You begin to gently kiss him, and it seems shocked. It falls to its knees, and the creature transforms into a.. young lady. Damn.

(Rolled 98)

Days until expedition: 10

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are mostly homosexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 201 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

Ask her to be your fwrend

[filiusenox]

Make love to it.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Make love to it.

We are not choosy. We have incredibly low standards. We will screw anything that moves. We are Jack Harkness.

I vote for Firmly bisexual and perpetually amorous to be added to the stats list. Let's make it official.

[Jacos]

"You freed me!" she exclaims, moments before you attempt to make love to her. She is shocked, and she runs off, completely naked. You stand there, not entirely sure what to do next.

(You rolled a 32)

Days until expedition: 10

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 201 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

knew we should have tried to be her friend ah shucks, go to bed.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Buy a set of womens clothes and go looking for her. You set her free and imagine she was trapped for a good reason. better take some form of responsibility for unleashing what could be an elritch horror from beyond space and time. But for gods sake be nice to her. lets not piss of cthulu here. Also if you find her give her clothes. best not to have nekkid ladies running around the town. Could cause trouble. and rape.

[filiusenox]

Buy a set of womens clothes and go looking for her. You set her free and imagine she was trapped for a good reason. better take some form of responsibility for unleashing what could be an elritch horror from beyond space and time. But for gods sake be nice to her. lets not piss of cthulu here. Also if you find her give her clothes. best not to have nekkid ladies running around the town. Could cause trouble. and rape.

[Jacos]

You run off and buy a fetching dress. It costs you 40 cents in total. You look around for the naked woman, but do not see her.

Days until expedition: 10

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 161 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

(Also new thread name, to be more appropriate)

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Keep the dress and go looking for her. hunt her down like a wanted criminal. Feel bad for randomly trying to have sex with her.

(edit I saw you change the title. I laughed so haw i couldn't breath.) also we haven't worn the dress yet, though i'm sure we'll get around to it.

[ashton1993]

Keep the dress and go looking for her. hunt her down like a wanted criminal. Feel bad for randomly trying to have sex with her.

(edit I saw you change the title. I laughed so haw i couldn't breath.) also we haven't worn the dress yet, though i'm sure we'll get around to it.

And wear the dress.

[Ochita]

Don't wear the dress.

It will get moldy at sea.

[ashton1993]

Don't wear the dress.

It will get moldy at sea.

it's ok, the dress is made out of mold already