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[Jacos]

You consider hitting the Chaosangle thrice, but realisation dawns upon you that you don't have enough Elf Tears to make it work effectively. Or atleast, that's what you think. You settle upon doing it once.

As you sound it, you begin to hear voices in your head. "Thank you for using the Chaosangle. Once forged in the flames of Chaos, this is now- oh, my, another dreary mortal. Hello. Let me tell you one thing. Don't use this god damn thing. You can use the Chaosangle any amount of times in a row, but when you stop, the magic randomly chooses whether it will be an amazing, a good, a neutral, a bad, or a catastrophic event. Anyway, something very bad was about to happen, but being such a kind and caring... eh, whatever I am, I averted it. But seriously. Last chance, stupid little human. Don't use it again."

Days until expedition: 10

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 201 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[Sinpwn]

You should totally use it again.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Learn to swim dum dum. You don't want to drown do you?

[K17U]

Throw the chaosangle to the ground spitefully.

[Jacos]

Can I get a fourth person to back one of these choices?

[BunnyBob77]

You should totally use it again.

This.

[Jacos]

You sound the Chaosangle...

"State your intention.", a voice rings through your head.

Days until expedition: 10

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 201 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

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[BunnyBob77]

"My intention is to be awesome."

[ashton1993]

"my intention is to have a nice conversation with you, possibly sex too"

[Jacos]

Can we get a third opinion whether we try to seduce the magical voice or state our intention to be awesome?

[Sinpwn]

Awesomely seduce the magical voice.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Be awesome

[Jacos]

God damn it. A fifth opinion?

[ashton1993]

Seduce the voice

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

i change my vote to seduction for brevity. so it's 1 for be awesome 1 for be awesome & seduction and 3 for seduction