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[ashton1993]

Ah shucks, also we should name the knife, I say Arnold

[Jacos]

Sorry about not posting for a while, I was playing Civ 5. Ahhhh, lovely maritime nations! So large, so easy. Anyway.

You decide once more to sing for money. You grab a hat from a nearby man who is walking past, and throw it onto the floor. Before he can react, you burst into song.

"There you sit in your leather sheath,
hoping to move on, for a debrief.
Well now the last thing is over
and it's time to head to Imaginary place called Dover!

Favorite knife, even if worn dull
better than the prettiest seagull
oh knife, blade of my life
you rid me of pain and strife

The voices say my path will stray
from oceans bay to being gay,
but in my head we feel with dread
that sheath instead within fred,

My holy dagger, you give me ruthless swagger
make foes stagger you huge cockily mcjagger.
My friendly shiv no place to live,
your shine sportive no crime forgive'

Together we shall make our vow
that we will make a change now,
one where we lead a better life
an insaner one, devoid of grife!"

You think you might of accidently got the words messed up. It was hard to remember it all. But that matters not. The people nearby are all chuckling - laughing with or at you, is unknown. Many coins are dropped into the hat.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are rather mundane.
You are very well fed.
You are leaning towards homosexuality.
Mostly sane.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You aren't very charismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are dabbling in social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.
You are dabbling in Winkology.
You are a Novice of Singing..

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife.
You have seventy three Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[BunnyBob77]

Sing it again, then make up a new song and begin singing it.  We will become a master knife bard!

[Jacos]

You're about to sing another song, when a man pushes his way to the front of the crowd and shouts "Give me my hat back!"

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are rather mundane.
You are very well fed.
You are leaning towards homosexuality.
Mostly sane.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You aren't very charismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are dabbling in social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.
You are dabbling in Winkology.
You are a Novice of Singing..

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife.
You have seventy three Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

Take the coins out of the hat, give it back and go to training practice

[Tersr]

And buy a hat on the way, a trilby if you can find one.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Kick him in the groin sing in face and take the hat and the coins.

[Tersr]

Also croon on the way to practice.

[Jacos]

You quickly take all the money out of the hat, shove the hat on the head of the man who was asking for it, and run down an alleyway, laughing. When you arrive back at training, you remember that it is over for the rest of the day. You count all them money - 7 cents! You quickly go to a shop, and buy a lovely hat for 10 cents. You quickly then kick the man who sold you the hat in the groin, and take your ten cents back, and take the hat. Somebody notices you doing this, so you grab them and croon. He is terrified.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are fairly mundane.
You are very well fed.
You are leaning towards homosexuality.
Slightly eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You aren't very charismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are dabbling in social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.
You are dabbling in Winkology.
You are a Novice of Singing.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife.
You have eighty Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

Kick him in the groin sing in face and take the hat and the coins.

No, caress his groin, but kick it? Definitely not

Edit: Bother, didn't see the update, caress the groin of the guy your holding instead then.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Good point caressing is more insane.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Mug the Fool who dared notice your hat stealing escapade.

[Tersr]

Croon the fool while mugging

[Jacos]

You begin checking his pockets, and take his wallet. When he realises what you're doing, his expression turns to one of anger, until you croon him with success. While not totally terrified as you'd hoped, he does back up, giving you the chance to run away. Eventually, you stop to rest, and check how much - it's your lucky day, and you find yourself with 51 cents! However, you notice a guard looking around, likely having heard of what happened. You decide that it would be best to stop acting like an idiot, even if it did provide money.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are fairly mundane.
You are very well fed.
You are leaning towards homosexuality.
Slightly eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are dabbling in social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.
You are dabbling in Winkology.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 131 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

go to training practice