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Jacos

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #90 on: September 26, 2011, 02:24:55 pm »

You pull out your knife and say "Hey! Look at my knife!". You wave it around. He backs away. You fail once more. People are now looking at you and standing up. "Hey, I was just showing him Arnold, or was it Annie, no idea! Tom? Who cares!". You laugh. You fail to calm people down.

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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

Tersr

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #91 on: September 26, 2011, 02:26:42 pm »

Put knife away, state that you are drunk.

Also, can he read this?
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Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

ashton1993

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #92 on: September 26, 2011, 02:27:53 pm »

SING ABOUT THE KNIFE! SIGNATURE SONG!!! OMGs TALKING IN CAPS LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD  :P sorry.


There you sit in your leather sheath,
hoping to move on, for a debrief.
Well now the last thing is over
and it's time to head to Dover

Favorite knife, even if worn dull
better than the prettiest gal
oh knife, blade of my life
you rid me of pain and strife

The voices say my path will stray
from oceans bay to far away,
but in my head we feel with dread
that sheath instead within flesh bed

My holy dagger, you give me swagger
make foes stagger you cocky bragger.
My friendly shiv no place to live,
your shine sportive no crime forgive'

Together we shall make our vow
that we will make a change now,
one where we lead a better life
a happier one, devoid of strife.

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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

Jacos

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #93 on: September 26, 2011, 02:54:34 pm »

You quickly sheath your knife, and apologise, doing your best fake drunk attempt. They all eye you, and while your attempt wasn't terrible, they obviously don't believe you. Still, they all seem to return to normal, and you decide to not do anything stupid for the rest of the day...

Later, you stand outside, as training has ended. Now what?

Days until expedition: 21.

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Note: I slightly changed how long it would be until the expedition set off.
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

Tersr

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #94 on: September 26, 2011, 02:56:22 pm »

Go to the bar and sing again.
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ashton1993

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #95 on: September 26, 2011, 02:59:40 pm »

Do a busking, training and bisexual fondling movie montage for 21 days
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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

Jacos

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #96 on: September 26, 2011, 03:07:34 pm »

I'll do a poll if we will skip some time or not. I'm going for the rest of the day, so when I get back tomorrow at 4 I'll say what happens next.
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

Jacos

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #97 on: September 27, 2011, 10:54:42 am »

We need a tie-breaker.
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #98 on: September 27, 2011, 03:16:22 pm »

Training has ended for the day. For the last week you have been doing odd jobs while not training. Now what?

Days until expedition: 14

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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

Tersr

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #99 on: September 27, 2011, 03:21:08 pm »

Find music store, buy music.
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Jacos

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #100 on: September 27, 2011, 03:33:30 pm »

Find music store, buy music.

Music players do not exist in this day and age.
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

Sinpwn

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #101 on: September 27, 2011, 03:45:26 pm »

Find music store, buy lute. portable harpsichord.
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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #102 on: September 27, 2011, 03:51:47 pm »

I wanted sheet music, the kind you would learn to play.
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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #103 on: September 28, 2011, 10:38:23 am »

You go and find a musical store, and browse the inventory. It has some sheets of music, suited for different instruments, and also instruments, including a piccolo, a banjo, a and a strange triangle with engravings into it.

Days until expedition: 14

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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #104 on: September 28, 2011, 11:16:23 am »

Buy ze eldrich triangle.
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