Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Neigh!

Yay! (A Week)

Hooray! (Day Until Last Day)

[Jacos]

"Thank you! Nice shoes! Very nice, very sexy. Oh, and your height too! You should see my crazy bisexual bard erection." He stares at you, utterly confused. You try and salvage the conversation. "Err, want to try on my hat?" you say, spinning it around on your finger.

He stares at you still.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are fairly mundane.
You are very well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are slightly eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are dabbling in social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.
You are dabbling in Winkology.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are a Novice Drunk.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 121 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

(Also guys, sorry, last post for today. School tomorrow, and I don't get back at 4, but wait for more crazy bisexual adventures until then!)

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

... Huh well that didn't go well at all did it now. Ask about the weather you can't possibly screw that up can you?

[ashton1993]

go to bed

[Tersr]

Ask if he know any place that sells sheet music, we seem to be going down that route.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Also a sword we need a sword. Or possibly sword-chucks.

[Jacos]

Err? How's the weather?

He slowly backs away.

You just go to bed.

Next morning, you awaken to hear someone shouting "Get up you lazy cadets!". You're pretty damn tired after last nights mischief.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are fairly mundane.
You are very well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are slightly eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are dabbling in social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.
You are dabbling in Winkology.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are a Novice Drunk.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 121 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

Get up and eat soup

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Whilst eating hum the "Imperial March" incessantly.

[Jacos]

Despite your weariness, you rise, get dressed, and go to the mess hall. You impress everybody to eat and hum at the same time, though they can't really hear what you are humming due to you eating. You also whistle while drinking. You still have time to meet new people or something before practice.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are fairly mundane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are slightly eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are a Novice of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.
You are dabbling in Winkology.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are a Novice Drunk.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 121 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Try to make a friend. And try not to screw it up this time. If we ever wish to achieve world conquest we need allies.

[ashton1993]

And don't compliment him in case we get carried away 

[Jacos]

You turn to the nearest person. "Hi, my names Leon. What's yours? Hey, notice I'm not complimenting you?" you say loudly. He finds it slightly strange, but thinks not much of it.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are fairly mundane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are slightly eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are a Novice of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.
You are dabbling in Winkology.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are a Novice Drunk.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 121 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

Chat about training exercises and what your doing in the army

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Introduce your new friend to Arnold. (Don't stab him.) Your knife is named Arnold right?

[ashton1993]

Introduce your new friend to Arnold. (Don't stab him.)

With a knife, feel free to poke... nevermind bad idea