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Author Topic: Adventures of a Slightly Insane Bisexual Crossdresser  (Read 18041 times)

Jacos

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #60 on: September 25, 2011, 03:31:22 pm »

go to training practice

Training has ended for the day. Would you like to rest for the day, or go on a quest?
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

Tersr

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #61 on: September 25, 2011, 03:37:24 pm »

Find bar and sing for money, or get drunk.
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ashton1993

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #62 on: September 25, 2011, 03:37:46 pm »

go to training practice

Training has ended for the day. Would you like to rest for the day, or go on a quest?
No! Our guy is insane! He goes to target practice constantly when it's over because he can't remember!
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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #63 on: September 25, 2011, 03:40:17 pm »

To the tavern- get drunk and talk up the ale wenchs and barmaids
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ashton1993

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #64 on: September 25, 2011, 03:44:43 pm »

To the tavern- get drunk and talk up the ale wenchs and barmaidsmen
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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #65 on: September 25, 2011, 03:46:10 pm »

To the tavern- get drunk and talk up the ale wenchs and barmaidsmen

Men women whatever we're not picky.
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Jacos

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #66 on: September 25, 2011, 03:49:09 pm »

You go to a bar, get drunk and sing about wenches while muttering about the navy and male wenches being preferable. You spend 10 cents for a your first few drinks, but after that people start buying you the occasional drink, as long as you keep singing new songs. You also pat a few masculine asses.

Later, you awaken and find yourself asleep on the streets, nearing night. Your thoughts strayed to the housing provided.

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« Last Edit: September 25, 2011, 03:51:15 pm by Jacos »
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

ashton1993

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #67 on: September 25, 2011, 03:53:06 pm »

Go to wherever they do training practice and sleep there, that way you won't have to go anywhere when you wake up!
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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

BunnyBob77

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #68 on: September 25, 2011, 03:53:30 pm »

Skip to the free housing while singing about our knife.
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Jacos

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #69 on: September 25, 2011, 03:58:02 pm »

You happily skip to your dorm while singing.
"Oh kniiiifey! I loved you and we made sweeet baaabiies! But they were so rusty!
Oh kniiiifey! I kissed you but all you gave me was tetanus, and why would you do that,
Oh kniiiiifeeeeeeey!"

You turn round a corner and find yourself at the naval housing. You find your way to your dorm, and see two other people in there, chatting. As soon as you walk in, they eye you strangely. The taller of the two, says something. "Nice hat."

You believe he is complimenting it.

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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #70 on: September 25, 2011, 04:01:18 pm »

Say thank you and compliment his shoes
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Tersr

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #71 on: September 25, 2011, 04:02:07 pm »

And his height.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #72 on: September 25, 2011, 04:04:00 pm »

yeah we sorta need to work on our social skills we have no charisma and since we seem to be heading towards a bisexual crazy bard i think we need charisma if we ever wanna get that sweet sweet ironskin chant
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ashton1993

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #73 on: September 25, 2011, 04:05:49 pm »

and place it our hat on his head
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Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
That is brilliant.
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

Totally not a narcissist.

Tersr

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Re: Adventures of a Slightly Mundane Fellow
« Reply #74 on: September 25, 2011, 04:06:47 pm »

and place it our hat on his head
No, but do spin it around.
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