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[Sinpwn]

Swallow the Key.

After opening the chest

And then swallow the chest.

[Hubris Incalculable]

>Kick the chest.

while chest.open = no:
    >k
    :In what direction? _
    >8
    :THUD!
:You break open the lock!

Nethack?

yeah.

[Jacos]

You open the chest, and find a small, alien creature, black and you imagine it would be terrifying if it wasn't so darn small and cute. It looks starved. You pocket it, and think about what to do next.
((AUTHOR NOTE: Imagine a really small alien from Alien v Predator))
Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at Fighting.
You are Adequate at Using a Sword.
You are Adequate a Social Interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are a Novice Swimmer.
You are Skilled at Disturbing People.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a pet Alien.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 191 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1ey3wqs84/

[Tersr]

Well, find your stolen ship and sail back to the mainland, it's still in one piece right? I'm disappointed that the alien did not burst out of the chest.

[ashton1993]

go and train, show of your pet and your choasangle in the canteen

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Feed your pet. Try feed it meat, then fruit. Figure out whether or not it's carnivourous or omnivorous,.

[micelus]

Feed your pet. Try feed it meat, then fruit. Figure out whether or not it's carnivourous or omnivorous,.

Agreed. Hopefully carnivourous.

[Jacos]

You offer the small creature your bread, but it rejects it. You have no meat to offer. You swim back to your ship, and must decide whether to explore more, or to go home. There is still around six hours of daylight left.

Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at Fighting.
You are Adequate at Using a Sword.
You are Adequate a Social Interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are a Novice Swimmer.
You are Skilled at Disturbing People.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a pet Alien.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 191 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1ey3wqs84/

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[ashton1993]

Go home! We've got a pet, that's all we need.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Go home! We've got a pet, that's all we need.

Go home, buy meat, feed pet, doom humanity

[stabbymcstabstab]

And laugh like a crazy evil genus too.
MUUAHHHHHHH MUUAHHHHHHH MUUU"cough some choking and a loud bang as stabs chokes on a fly."

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Bump

[stabbymcstabstab]

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