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[Jacos]

You climb onto the boat. You're very lucky, and nobody seems to be on board, or noticing you getting on-board. It seems to be a fairly small boat - a pinnace. It is likely a fishing boat. What now?

Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are Dabbling at Swimming.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 161 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

practice swimming

[Jacos]

practice swimming

Are you sure? You have yet to explore the ship.

[ashton1993]

practice swimming

Are you sure? You have yet to explore the ship.

The ship? Explore? Huh? I thought this was a small fishing boat that you were lucky to clamber into without capsizing it. Thought this was a 'lil row boat    confused.

[Jacos]

practice swimming

Are you sure? You have yet to explore the ship.

The ship? Explore? Huh? I thought this was a small fishing boat that you were lucky to clamber into without capsizing it. Thought this was a 'lil row boat    confused.

Shh. The boat is now a sloop! And it has a little cabin. Who cares. Adventure!

[LordSlowpoke]

Use the boat and your sailor skills to travel to that nice sand-colored dot on the horizon.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

draw and hide knife behind back. open cabin door cautiously.

[Jacos]

Cutting the rope attaching the Sloop to the dock, you begin sailing into the distance, to a faint island in the distance.

During your voyage, you search the tiny cabin underneath the ship. There is a cramped room with one bed, a chest. On the desk was a quill and paper, and thirty cents.

After what seems like an hour of sailing, you arrive to the West of the island, marked "Deadsand Island". From what you can see on 'your' Sloop, the island is devoid of life, other than a few small patches of sparse grass. You see a shipwreck to the south.

Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are Dabbling at Swimming.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 191 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1e9hgorj8/

[ashton1993]

explore the shipwreck!

[Tersr]

Go to the shipwreck, and croon on the way there. Also remove dress and wear the shirt and pants.

[ashton1993]

Go to the shipwreck, and croon on the way there. Also remove dress and wear the shirt and pants.

[LordSlowpoke]

Go to the shipwreck, and croon on the way there. Wear pants on head.

[Tersr]

You want to be crazy? Wear the shirt as pants and rip the pants apart and wear each pant leg as sleeves.

[LordSlowpoke]

I thought we're only slightly crazy. But if you say so, sure, let's do that. With the dress on.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Practice swimming. We are now on a boat next to an island surrounded by water. Let's just bell the cat and go drowning.