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[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Don't wear the dress.

It will get moldy at sea.

That's sensible. And it reminds me we will be on a boat Surrounded by water with no knowledge of how to swim. Learn To Swim

[Ochita]

I plan to be the very small voice of sanity here.

[ashton1993]

I plan to be the very small voice of sanity here.

Sounds perfect 

[Ochita]

Still, enjoy me making valid points. Including to bail our ass out of situations

[Jacos]

You're already wearing the dress.

You search for her, but with no luck for the rest of the day.

Tomorrow, you stand outside, after training. For the day you were at training, you wore normal clothes, but you quickly got dressed back to normal after training,

Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 161 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

learn to swim

[LordSlowpoke]

Learn how not to swim, so we remember to not do these things in case we actually have to swim.

[ashton1993]

learn to swim

Learn how not to swim, so we remember to not do these things in case we actually have to swim.

Both of these

[micelus]

learn to swim

Learn how not to swim, so we remember to not do these things in case we actually have to swim.

Both of these

These

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

You know when i told the guy to buy the dress i intended to give it to the naked lady. Not wear it, we're a winter not a summer.

[Tersr]

Do the swimming things and never wear the dres again, give it to a homeless man, and make him dance.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

learn to swim

Learn how not to swim, so we remember to not do these things in case we actually have to swim.

Both of these

Do the swimming things and never wear the dres again, give it to a homeless man, and make him dance.

YES! and while tormenting the homless man sing "When the King Enjoys His Own Again" For money!

[Jacos]

You remove the dress, and jump off the into the water, by some boats.  Clinging to a swaying boat in the chilly water, you wonder how you'll get out. You've already found that paddling with your legs can help you stay at the surface of the water.

Days until expedition: 9

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane, bisexual, and a bit of a cross dresser.
You are well fed.
You are bisexual.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Skilled Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are a Novice of Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are Dabbling at Swimming.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a dress, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, a shirt, trousers and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 161 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

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[LordSlowpoke]

Dive, then steal the water's oxygen to keep breathing properly.

[ashton1993]

climb into the swaying boat