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[Jacos]

After getting your soup, and pouring yourself some water. You sit down on a table. You quickly eat a large amount of your soup, and wash it down with water, but you still gag at the horrible taste. The person next to you chuckles. "Lunch is just training for when you have to eat the gruel they serve aboard ships! Just wait until you're aboard a ship. When I was in the failed Eastern Expeditions around four years ago, the stuff they served you made you wanted to throw yourself overboard!" How should you respond?

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are rather mundane.
You are slightly hungry.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You aren't very charismatic.
You are in good condition.
You know no magic.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife.
You have seventy three Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

who are you and dear GOD! why are you wearing that?!

[Pandarsenic]

No, no, not that.

Finish washing the taste out and ask how many people actually did throw themselves overboard from it in our best deadpan. Then ready up for round 2 of the soup since we're still hungry.

[Jacos]

"Who are you, and why the hell are you wearing THAT?" you shout in his face, pointing at his non-existant hat. Your charisma clearly wasn't cutting it in your attempt to recruit a new underling. He stares at you with confusion. You are presented with a verbal attack of opportunity. Taking it, you quickly drink the rest of your water, clearing the awful taste from your mouth, and almost shout in his face "So, how many suicides where there in the last voyage?" you say, eating the rest of your soup, noticing there was some left. He seems even more confused. You might have screwed up.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are rather mundane.
You are fed.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You aren't very charismatic.
You are in good condition.
You know no magic.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife.
You have seventy three Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

Also, do you like the new map?

[ashton1993]

I do but you might want to put img tags around the address so it actually shows up like this:

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

Also we should spend 1 cent on a satchel for food rations which won't make you commit suicide.

[Jacos]

You are currently in a mess hall, and are attempting to communicate with someone. You can't really just walk out during lunch, you've still got an hours lesson afterwards, before you can leave and go about your business. Plus, any nasty rations will cost more than 1 cent.

[ashton1993]

Aww shizzle for rizzle, perhaps a better course of action would be giving him a friendly kiss on the cheek to apologize.

[Jacos]

You slowly lean forward for a kiss. Rolling an 8 on your imaginary 1d8, you somehow manage to begin kissing him, and he just sits there, utterly shocked. After you stop. He starts running away, crying. People are staring at you in amazement. Perhaps it would be time to.. do something?

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are rather mundane.
You are fed.
You are leaning towards homosexuality.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You aren't very charismatic.
You are in good condition.
You know no magic.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are dabbling in social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife.
You have seventy three Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[Tersr]

Run far away, screaming your name into the night/day.

[ashton1993]

Eat the soup of the guy you just kissed and explain yourself "What, how else was I going to get his food?"

[Jacos]

You snatch up his soup, and run outside into a secluded area of the docks, sitting down while eating the rest of the wooden soup from the bowl, contemplating what just happened. You really should be heading back soon, as training will resume soon.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are rather mundane.
You are very well fed.
You are leaning towards homosexuality.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You aren't very charismatic.
You are in good condition.
You know no magic.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are dabbling in social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife.
You have seventy three Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

Then go back to training, you silly sausage. Make sure to wink at guys occasionally.

[Jacos]

You return to your training, gratefully noting that the man you had kissed earlier was not in the same lesson as you. You winked at the person next to you a couple of times. After you leave training, you are left standing outside the training center, wondering what to do? Perhaps earn a bit of money?

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are rather mundane.
You are very well fed.
You are leaning towards homosexuality.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You aren't very charismatic.
You are in good condition.
You know no magic.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are dabbling in sailing.
You are dabbling in fighting.
You are dabbling in using a sword.
You are dabbling in social interactions.
You are dabbling in Kissography.
You are dabbling in Winkology.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife.
You have seventy three Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[Tersr]

Find strip club, be dancer.

[Jacos]

Find strip club, be dancer.

Unfortunately, annoying it may be, most strip clubs do not hire male dancers.