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[ashton1993]

Stare at the crowd for exactly 15 seconds, then moonwalk away.

This moonwalk whilst singing queen

[Jacos]

You look around the crowd, and notice a number of guards gathering. You glare at them all, and know what you must do. You begin sprinting away, while singing "Don't stop me now!". You sprint down an alleyway, moonsprint down a few more, and finally escape with only a few on your tail. After a few more roads, alleys, and isolated streets, you are in a foreign, abandoned part of the city, with nobody in sight.

(You rolled an 80 to escape)

Days until expedition: 12

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 231 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

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[Sinpwn]

Find a disguise, hopefully a pair of spectacles and a fake moustache.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

read the book of CHAOS!

[Jacos]

You take a look inside the book of chaos, and find a pair of spectacles and a fake moustache. You take them, and the book suddenly closes, and refuses to open again.

Days until expedition: 12

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 231 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[Sinpwn]

Claim that it was totally worth it, put on the spectacles and head into the sunset.

[Jacos]

You slowly walk off as the sun sets.
The next morning, after training, you're standing outside the training centre.

Days until expedition: 11

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 231 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

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[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Wear fake moustache and sing for coins at the corner.  Sing the red dwarf theme

"It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere,
I’m all along, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh mango juice.
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun."

[Jacos]

You sing a merry story of your adventures in Space. None of the people who walk by pay you much attention.

Days until expedition: 11

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 231 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Allright screw singing Go to pub Get Well and Truly Hammered Somewhat drunk. Then get in a bar fight!

[Jacos]

You go to the nearest bar, and find it fairly full of other naval trainees. You quickly set about getting smashed.

Within twenty minutes, you spot a perfect opportunity to molest a fairly handsome chap, as he bends down to grab a penny. WILL YOU TAKE THIS CHANCE? WILL YOU TOUCH HIM IN UNCOMFORTABLE PLACES? WILL YOU INCITE A BAR FIGHT?

Days until expedition: 11

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 231 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

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[micelus]

YES!

[Jacos]

You lean forward, reaching towards the unprotected buttocks... and fall flat on your face. Another opportunity does not come for the rest of the night.

The next day, you find that you had spent thirty cents. You stand outside training. What now?

Days until expedition: 10

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You are fairly agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.
You are dabbling with the Magic of Chaos.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are Adequate at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are Adequate at Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, spectacles, a fake moustache, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have a Chaosangle, the Book of Chaos, and the Sacred Chaos Hitting Stick.
You have 201 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[micelus]

Hit the Chaosangle three times.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

NO! We need more elf tears!

Go for a swim. We can't swim and in 10 days we're going to be on a Boat SURROUNDED by water (if we don't die or get arrested). practice swimming.