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[Tersr]

Sigh, "What kind of work needs to be done mr. music man?"

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Ask how much the picolo or banjo costs. It might be good to have an instrument which doesn't tear the fabric of the universe.

Also the banjo would make a good club. Without it we can't go clubbing.

[K17U]

Pull Arnold out of your pocket and lick it in an intimidating manner, then say
"Who do you need me to kill"
If the shopkeeper reacts confused, put Arnold back, take Willie out of your pocket, lick him in an erotic manner and ask
"Who do you need me to seduce"

If that doesn't work, I don't know either.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Buy banjo, wear yellow shorts and blue backpack ,find a Kazoo, rescue tootie. Then club the shopkeeper into submission.

[Sinpwn]

I go with K17U's idea, and the clubbing him if that doesn't work.

[Jacos]

Spoiler: Flashing. I mean, it's not flashing very quickly but you can never be too careful. (click to show/hide)

After a series of terribly made images...
Two days later, and after some hard stealing, you've reached... 231 cents! Woohoo! Still, seventy cents off. But you suppose you could just help him out with some stuff, or maybe do some HARDCORE NON-STOP stealing for another day or two.

Days until expedition: 12

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 231 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

I say we just help out the shopkeeper with whaterver it is he wants. with all the theft we've done if we start a HARDCORE crimespree well somebody may decide to arrest or kill us. Let's lay low for a while. Let the heat cool down. I don't think the navy is interested in criminals in jail. We still want to go north right?

[Tersr]

I vote for helping the shopkeeper

[Jacos]

First off, sorry for skipping two days. I sort of saw the post, and just decided to do that. I didn't think I'd get That many responses. Thanks, guys!

You enter the music store, walk to the counter, and slowly lean over it, asking in the coolest manner possible "So, work needs to be done?" you ask. You horribly fail (5 of 100). He bursts out laughing. "Oh, wow, sorry, that was just such a fail."

Days until expedition: 12

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 231 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

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[Tersr]

Ask again.

[Sinpwn]

Ask again.

With a VENGEANCE.

[ashton1993]

Ask again.

With a VENGEANCE.

And a 

[Jacos]

You stare at him angrily, doing your best to scream something evil at him. Muttering dark incantations, a dark hand reaches out from your body as you are racked with dark magical power. A dark, shadow like hand grabs the man, crushing him, and dragging him closer towards you. You slowly take the chaosangle, its equipment, and a copy of The Book of Chaos materialises out of thin air. You release the shocked man, the hand disappears, and you walk out of the store, to see a street with several people who had been watching inside the store, horrified looks on their faces.

(I rolled a ONE HUNDRED to ask. So, instead of asking for work to get it, you just took it.)

Days until expedition: 12

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are an Adequate Drunk.
You are a Competent Thief.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 231 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

Sing a song by queen, hmm... we will rock you

[Sinpwn]

Stare at the crowd for exactly 15 seconds, then moonwalk away.