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[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Get the banjo it can double as a redneck club. also examine engravings on triangle.

[ashton1993]

buy the triangle

[Jacos]

As you examine the triangle, the shopkeeper approaches you. "Aha, I see you are looking at THE CHAOSAIGLE. When you sound it, it creates a random effect from THE BOOK OF CHAOS. That book come free with the triangle. The triangle itself costs three hundred cents. Interested?"
Days until expedition: 14

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are a Novice Drunk.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 132 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

"3 cents? Sure I'll take it", hand him the 3 cents and walk out ignoring his protests, go back later and demand he give you the book

[Jacos]

"Three cents? Sure, I'll take it." you say, forcing three cents into his hand. You quickly run out, completely ignoring what he was saying.

You stand outside, wondering what you will do next.

Days until expedition: 14

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are a Novice Drunk.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 129 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

play the triangle whilst doing a marching solider impression

[Jacos]

Triangle? What triangle? The magic one? It's still in the shop.

Days until expedition: 14

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are a Novice Drunk.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 129 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

Well our chaosailgle could be mistaken for a triangle so shucks, play that instead and tell everyone that it's a triangle even if it looks completely different. Also insist it sounds like a triangle if it doesn't to everybody you meet.

[Jacos]

Well our chaosailgle could be mistaken for a triangle so shucks, play that instead and tell everyone that it's a triangle even if it looks completely different. Also insist it sounds like a triangle if it doesn't to everybody you meet.

No, no. You never took the Chaosangle (because I accidently spelt Angle wrong, whoops). Were you meant to? Whoops.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Yessss it has been decided that we Need The chaosangle

[Tersr]

Go back in say "Forgot this" and take the choasangle and run out of the store.

[ashton1993]

Go back in say "Forgot this" and take the choasangle and run out of the store.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Remember to steal the book of chaos as well. Sing to the shopkeeper about how your not actualy stealing anything.

OR

Play the chaosangle and hope it kill the shop keeper or allows you to get the chaosangle without paying.

[Jacos]

You run in, reach for the chaosangle, saying "Forgot this." The shop keeper runs forward, and pushes you away from it, and grabs it. "Look, pal, this is worth a damn lot of shiny pennies. Still, if you are that desperate, there is work to be done, if you are interested.."

Days until expedition: 14

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Stats

You are Leon MacGregor, unemployed and age 17. You are slightly insane.
You are well fed.
You are leaning towards bisexuality.
You are eccentric.
You aren't very strong.
You aren't very intelligent.
You aren't very agile.
You very uncharismatic.
You are in good condition.
You are dabbling although failing with the Magic of Friendship.

Spoiler: Skills (click to show/hide)

Skills

You are a Competent Sailor.
You are Adequate at fighting.
You are a Novice at using a sword.
You are Adequate of social interactions.
You are dabbling in Seduction.
You are a Novice of Singing.
You are a Novice Drunk.
You are skilled at disturbing people.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Inventory

You are wearing shoes, a shirt, trousers, and socks, along with an lovely bowler hat. They are all in good condition.
You have some stale bread, a canteen filled with water, and an old bronze knife in a leather sheath.
You have 129 Iorathian Cents.

Spoiler: Location (click to show/hide)

http://postimage.org/image/1hiyo9v38/

[ashton1993]

Do another work, training, singing, bisexual montage for 2 days and get those items!