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[BunnyBob77]

"I'm very sorry sir.  It's been a while since I've seen one of the mighty men of the glorious mountainhomes, and I wished to buy you a drink and ask if you knew any interesting news.  But I see that you did not wish to be awoken. Let me buy you another drink and be on my way." Buy him another drink and quickly leave, if his mood does not improve.

[Tersr]

"I'm very sorry sir.  It's been a while since I've seen one of the mighty men of the glorious mountainhomes, and I wished to buy you a drink and ask if you knew any interesting news.  But I see that you did not wish to be awoken. Let me buy you another drink and be on my way." Buy him another drink and quickly leave, if his mood does not improve.

This.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Tell him you woke him because you thought he forgot to bathe, and that there's a little something called soap 'round these parts. You know where he can get some, of course, but it'll set him back a few coins. That is, unless he's luckier than he looks at a man's game of dice.

[adwarf]

"I'm very sorry sir.  It's been a while since I've seen one of the mighty men of the glorious mountainhomes, and I wished to buy you a drink and ask if you knew any interesting news.  But I see that you did not wish to be awoken. Let me buy you another drink and be on my way." Buy him another drink and quickly leave, if his mood does not improve.

This.

I also agreed with this.

[micelus]

"I'm very sorry sir.  It's been a while since I've seen one of the mighty men of the glorious mountainhomes, and I wished to buy you a drink and ask if you knew any interesting news.  But I see that you did not wish to be awoken. Let me buy you another drink and be on my way." Buy him another drink and quickly leave, if his mood does not improve.

You say this to him. (1) Soon your going to learn why you don't use stereotypes.

"Eff'un Mountainhomes!? Those fi'kkin stards woul'nt know a thing.....about fightin! All they do is dig dig dig! I'm Elosian not a frick'in mountaineer."

"But I could be goin for a drink."

You buy him a drink. Another 2 gold down the drain. He gulps it down quickly. You can smell him now. He stinks nearly as bad as the night soil men. You tell him the wonders of soap. (3).

"Soap? To piss poor to be buy'in that stuff."

Stats
Health: As good as gold
Hunger: You just ate
Tiredness: A little sleepy
Money: 77 coins
Location: In the Horse on the Dust inn.
Time: Around...midnight?
Skills:
        Unnatural Luck: +1 to Certain Situations
Inventory:
               Rusty Copper Mace

[Ibid Straydrink]

"Yeah, me too. But not too piss poor for a game of Storm."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMIWber70dI

[Tersr]

Let me buy you a bar and we can find some more ale.

[micelus]

Let me buy you a bar and we can find some more ale.

As in a whole bar? That's kinda expensive...

[adwarf]

Let me buy you a bar and we can find some more ale.

As in a whole bar? That's kinda expensive...

And we can do it with some thievery, and our wonderful luck as well as some of his dwarven muscle. SO DO IT !!

[micelus]

((I guess I should really update this...I was kind of stumped with the bar thing till I realized you guys meant soap...I think.))

"Well we could still play a game of storm..."

(1)"I meh be poor, but i do not commit blasphme't!"

Seems this dwarf is quite the follower of his faith...Whatever it is.

"How bout I buy you some soap?"

"Yea? why nt? but en't it closed riht now?"

The stores were closed right now..unless you two went to steal some.

"We could just sneak in and take it, you know. It shouldn't really be too hard, I mean who really expects soap to be stolen?"

(6)"I guess...Jist give meh a few moments, and we'll go."

After the dwarf sobers up a little (which is, not by much) the two of you leave the inn. (3)The dwarf leads you to shop selling "bloody p'nsy crap"  that seems unguarded. How are we going to go about this?

(Any ideas for the dwarf's name?)

Stats
Health: As good as gold
Hunger: You just ate
Tiredness: A little sleepy
Money: 77 coins
Location: In the Horse on the Dust inn.
Time: Around...midnight?
Skills:
        Unnatural Luck: +1 to Certain Situations
Inventory:
               Rusty Copper Mace

[Tersr]

Go in through the back and find stock room, and Lewis might make a good city dwarf name.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Barrol for his name.

[adwarf]

Go in through the back and find stock room, and Lewis might make a good city dwarf name.

I sense a Shadows of Israphel reference, and Yogscast.

[Tersr]

Go in through the back and find stock room, and Lewis might make a good city dwarf name.

I sense a Shadows of Israphel reference, and Yogscast.

Pardon?

[Ibid Straydrink]

Go in through the back and find stock room, and Lewis might make a good city dwarf name.

I sense a Shadows of Israphel reference, and Yogscast.

Pardon?

Talkin' 'bout Minecraft.