Because I don't like the bank I don't like, I'm considering organizing a day where craptons of people open up savings accounts with exactly a dollar. This is the minimum required to open an account under an old rule. This shall be done as politely and perkily as possible. Friday, the day paychecks are received....
Then the next day they shall come back and demand said dollar back and said account closed. This shall be done as hilariously as possible and also as slowly as possible. Monday, the day paychecks are often cashed....
Also, right around the first of the month to catch rent check deposits. It shall be glorious, and primarily out of my not liking bank, for reasons that are probably only vaguely related to many other people's reasons. Primarily, I detest their foreclosure litigation department, who has been upset they cannot trip me up despite repeated attempts to do so. I have immaculate records on eeeeeeeeeverything.
You can't say I didn't send you something I was supposed to, because I know everything I ever sent out and when and to whom and what was in it and the exact certified mailing tracking number for everything
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I am professional to a fault until I become vindictive. I'll let you know when that happens.