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Author Topic: Band of 6 Astronauts!  (Read 7413 times)

Sinpwn

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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2011, 03:48:54 pm »

Check the life support systems, then check for structural damage.
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #46 on: November 07, 2011, 11:29:59 am »

Wake up and start looking around the engine.

You look around in the engine, nothing seems physically wrong but it seems everything electronic is just cooking over, you'd better put on manual overide on before it makes the thing blow.

Wake up, and determine what the alerts actually mean...

"Warning: Frigde systems are offline, Alert: Toilet not flushed, Alert: Flies in ventilation system, Notice: Pizza guy is knocking on the outer airlock." you see the Ship Integrity monitor flash rainbow colours. A very low pitched bananaphone melody plays from one of the speakers. This must be an electrical disturbance.

Check the life support systems, then check for structural damage.

You cannot check the life support systems, everything is garbled. Your experience in vending machine installation tells you that this seriously needs a hard reset.
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2011, 01:38:08 pm »

GO back to sleep.

Max curses and rolls over again.
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #48 on: November 07, 2011, 02:24:12 pm »

Engage in some percussive maintenance.
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #49 on: November 07, 2011, 03:01:44 pm »

Try switiching EVERYTHING off and then back on again... that usually works, right?

Then, try and work out where the hell we are - still in Sol or elsewhere?

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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2011, 04:09:39 pm »

Put this thing into manual override and wonder aloud what did this.
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2011, 08:38:45 pm »

>Use my Doctor skills to make sure nobody is dead.
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #52 on: November 08, 2011, 12:19:47 pm »

GO back to sleep.

Max curses and rolls over again.

You are quite frustrated about being waked up. You roll over and try to sleep, but you cant, the adrenaline used to reanimate you still pulses around in your veins.

Engage in some percussive maintenance.

You dance around to a rythm flicking switches on and off, plugging a few wires and stuff like that, things become normal very soon.

Try switiching EVERYTHING off and then back on again... that usually works, right?

Then, try and work out where the hell we are - still in Sol or elsewhere?

You press all the power switches, but suddenly they do it by themselves, god damn engineers ninja'd you.
The systems reboot, the hardware cooling took some damage from whatever electromagnetic anomaly that passed by, so most machines have been underclocked to prevent overheating, good job Engi guy, now put a dispenser here lets figure out where we are, the systems are not done connecting to the main systems yet, thought.
Pilot DrPoo walks into the cockpit to assist with the navigation. "Ok, the natural thing would be to get open the view port." he says in a high arsed tone andd flicks a button. The systems finish whatever they needed to do, meanwhile the viewport opens, you hear the sound of electromotors "Wrrrrrrr", bright light bathes the cockpit, it blinds you. "Warning: Calculated unplanned sub-orbital trajectory." "Fuselage temperature: 356 degrees celsius, activating re-entry aid displays" One of the main MFD's switches to a screen with a drawing of the ship, cutted into different pieces, alot of theese pieces are in all sorts of orange and red nuances, one noteworthy, the nosecone, is pink, that means a temperature above 2000 degrees. Maybe athmospheric flight by plasma drive is a bad idea.

>Use my Doctor skills to make sure nobody is dead.

Oops forgot this one:

You ready your medkit, hoping for the best, you see one of the robots pretty busy with playing Robustris.
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2011, 03:13:39 pm »

Go get some scrap metal and repair the mechanical cooling systems, then make sure there are no holes in the liquid cooling systems.
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2011, 03:17:40 pm »

Try and make some kind of observations of whatever body we are failing to orbit...

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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2011, 03:33:42 pm »

Oh yeah i forgot to mention that we are kind of hammering towards a huge rainforest planet with speed above 2 KM/S
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2011, 05:11:57 pm »

Max curses and rolls out of bed to see what wrong
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #57 on: November 08, 2011, 05:18:51 pm »

Reboot and check for medical injuries.
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2011, 02:49:33 am »

Go get some scrap metal and repair the mechanical cooling systems, then make sure there are no holes in the liquid cooling systems.
(Heads) You do all your efforts to apply your experience in repair of handheld fan systems to repair the mechanical cooling systems,  using a bit of welder magic you actually make it look all new.
(Tails) There's a multitude of failing valves, also you just dogded a bolt flying out.


Try and make some kind of observations of whatever body we are failing to orbit...

You see a huge rainforest planet, large continents, but also a crapload of water down there. Atmospheric readings say that it has a quite thick atmosphere too.

Reboot and check for medical injuries.

(tails) you see a very limp man on a bed labelled "Max", dead as he is looking, you inject more adrenaline, and now a bit of cocaine into the poor bugger. He flies up like hell was taking him.

(Re-arranged you two for hillarity)
Max curses and rolls out of bed to see what wrong

You were just thinking about doing that, but you dont get to think much, you are suddenly injected with something !!VERY REFRESHING!! and you jump out of bed, just to collide with the roof of the cabin. Ow
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Re: Band of 6 Astronauts!
« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2011, 06:55:09 am »

Let loose a battle cry while attempting to weld the holes shut and fix the valves without horribly burning/freezing myself.
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