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[Roraborialisforealis]

Why certainly they are spy's. 

Best way to check is to drown them and go through their goods.  To make sure they're telling the truth, of course.

"THIS ISNT IRON! ITS ROPE REED!" Pulls the FUN lever.

[Mitchewawa]

If they aren't rolling around the floor, tearing their clothes off and killing each other in a berserk rage like the rest of my dwarves I can easily tell that they're a slightly more mentally stable race (barring elves because they're fucking kooky).

[ThatAussieGuy]

If they aren't rolling around the floor, tearing their clothes off and killing each other in a berserk rage like the rest of my dwarves I can easily tell that they're a slightly more mentally stable race (barring elves because they're fucking kooky).

I had a caravan of elf merchants AND their yaks go beserk because i wouldn't let them go running outside into the goblin siege.  Beserk yaks are rather hard to put down when your fort's in it's material infancy, i might add.

[Boost One]

Goblin leader(holding crude map) : Ourr sspies are ccertain. Thiss is the dwarr-venn dining rroom. We sshall appearr in the verry ccentre of theirr defencess. *Points to magma reservoir*

Goblin sapper: We brreach the wallss in two hourss.

Goblin leader: Victorry iss assured.

[Eddren]

FOOLS!
OBVIOUSLY the enemy has studied enough about Dwarven culture from the previous spies,(Caged animals, secretly people of their race in animal costumes.) to know of the Dwarven love for MAGMA!
The spies shall know EXACTLY how to fit in.
It.
Will.
Be.
Capybarafying.

[katana]

... Or you just walk into them and if they don't lie down they're spies!