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Author Topic: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!  (Read 7778 times)

Gigalith

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This is a reboot of the old API of the Gods, hopefully this time not driving me or anyone else involved insane, at least initially.

The Messenger appears to you in a Dream.

"I'm sick of explaining this to mortals." He says. "Here, have a brochure."


Spoiler: Congratulations! (click to show/hide)

On the back, there is a form:

USERNAME/CALLSIGN
PORTFOLIO/WHAT YOU DESIRE TO RECEIVE POWER OVER IN YOUR INITIAL DIVKIT
STAKE
Please sign on dotted line.


= * = * = * = * =

Spoiler: FAQ (click to show/hide)
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Supercharazad

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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 12:15:36 pm »

USERNAME/CALLSIGN: The Hand
PORTFOLIO/WHAT YOU DESIRE TO RECEIVE POWER OVER IN YOUR INITIAL DIVKIT: The power to give ourselves more power
STAKE: All of our power to change and alter the world, in any way.


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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 12:34:36 pm »

NAME: The Puppeteer
PORTFOLIO: Minds (as opposed to souls or brains), Stealth (the generalized computational concept with decoys, encryption and trace removal rather than physical things like invisibility), Time.
STAKE: Ability to rest or relax (hopefully comes with a removal of the need to do so in order to function properly)
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Sinpwn

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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 12:58:41 pm »

Name: The Anomaly
Portfolio: Chaos. Altering reality and programs in ways that do not have to make sense, twisting outcomes in our favor.
Stake: Sanity (to a lesser extent.)
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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 02:05:45 pm »

NAME: The Puppeteer
PORTFOLIO: Minds (as opposed to souls or brains), Stealth (the generalized computational concept with decoys, encryption and trace removal rather than physical things like invisibility), Time.
STAKE: Ability to rest or relax (hopefully comes with a removal of the need to do so in order to function properly)
My Mind tells me to choose this.
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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2011, 02:41:53 pm »

Name: The Crown Prince
Portfolio: Chaos. Altering reality and programs in ways that do not have to make sense, twisting outcomes in our favor.
Stake: Conscience
With minor changes.

If neither of those changes are supported by others, I can support Sinpwn's original idea.
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 03:49:27 pm »

Name: The Crown Prince
Portfolio: Chaos. Altering reality and programs in ways that do not have to make sense, twisting outcomes in our favor.
Stake: Conscience
With minor changes.

If neither of those changes are supported by others, I can support Sinpwn's original idea.
I like pandar's version.
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Gigalith

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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2011, 01:21:48 pm »

The Crown Prince wins. Update coming hopefully later today.
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Gigalith

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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2011, 03:00:05 pm »

You never noticed how much you liked having a conscience until you woke up without one.

Moral judgements burden and guide you no longer. You imagine any number of horrendous crimes, and on the other hand saintly deeds, and feel no difference in weight. No outrage. No sympathy. No respect for heroes and distaste for villians. No more "ought" and "ought not".

That said, you most certainly do not want to be a psychopath, although you have trouble convincing yourself why. You still have an intellectual sense of right and wrong, though it is not necessarily compelling. Anyway, you 'ought', such as it is, to get that divkit you ordered.

As you check your doorstep for the package you are sure is there, you try to recall your dream. You definitely remember giving up your conscience, and there was some kind of dispute with the Messenger - it wanted you to do something.

Oh, that's right. You're supposed to conquer the universe.

Well, technically, you're just supposed to destroy the presence of any other Titanic Faction. The point remains.

The divkit is a heavy, black box with a USB cable, and comes with a few cryptically named disks. Oh, that's right, too. You were arguing with the Messenger over the precise philosophical definition of chaos and what exactly you would receive in your divkit. You recall the Messenger gave up at the end and just gave you some somethings.

You scan the documentation on another laptop as you wait for the divkit to be installed on your main laptop.

The divkit itself is magical in that whatever functions, classes, interfaces, variables, nanobotic assembly schema, blueprints, headers, and utilities it contains do not necessarily exist until you look for them. It is like a toolbox that produces the perfect tool just as you reach for one. That said, you have two main powers: Inject(), and Corrupt(), which is essentially a kind of Inject().

Inject() allows you to insert code into whatever you please, such as a chair or the atmosphere. Exactly what happens afterwards is undefined, as in the process you overwrite something else. You might make clouds rain knives, only for the wind to stop functioning. Or maybe you turn the wind into knives and the clouds stop moving. You'll never know for sure until you try.

Corrupt() is even simpler. It simply Inject()s trash randomly into something, or in a pattern you choose. The results are emphatically undefined, and probably harmful. Dire warnings inform you that under NO circumstance should you ever Corrupt() a divkit. Their reasoning is not further explained, though not hard to imagine.

You can also subtly tweak the parameters of a chaotic or random situation, and quickly increase the entropy of a system.

The divkit drivers finish installing. What do you do now?

Quote from: STATUS
You are the Crown Prince.
You have power over Chaos and Twisting things in your favor.
In particular, you have the power to Inject() and Corrupt(). You have additional powers over randomness and entropy.
As your Stake in the battle to come, you lost your Conscience. You are currently trying not to be a psychopath.

In your mortal life, you were an Elite Hacker. You live in a Decent, middle class apartment. You have a standard divkit and the software thereof.


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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2011, 03:03:14 pm »

Create a far away planet for you to test things on.
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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2011, 03:19:52 pm »

Let's try to start small right now:

Use inject on a pen to make it teleport to your hand on command, then again to make it never run out of ink, then again to make it shoot lasers as well as write.
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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2011, 04:19:39 pm »

... This game is going to suck.
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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2011, 04:42:45 pm »

... This game is going to suck.

Classy.


Let's try to start small right now:

Use inject on a pen to make it teleport to your hand on command, then again to make it never run out of ink, then again to make it shoot lasers as well as write.
This, but lasers probably wouldn't make the best weapon. Perhaps an invisible, (generally) intangible, soundless projectile that passes through anything other than its desired target?
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Gigalith

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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2011, 07:45:37 pm »

Let's try to start small right now:

Use inject on a pen to make it teleport to your hand on command, then again to make it never run out of ink, then again to make it shoot lasers as well as write.

You begin experimenting with a pen. You take two identical pens and inject one with the data of the other. Pen A teleports to the location of Pen B -- and in fact appears to have become Pen B. With more tinkering, you discover the location of the "location" pointer, which appears to be the same in all objects. Unfortunately, this pointer seems to have no spacial correlation that you can find, though there's no need to if you can inject another object.

In short, you can you can now teleport objects to the location of a second, injected, object, though you're not sure what happens to the second one. Also, you can simply put random data into the pointer, sending it somewhere. You call these new abilities Teleport() and Banish().

You don't feel like injecting your hand, so you make the arrival point for the pen a few millimeters from the palm of your glove. It appears when you snap your fingers.

Encouraged by this, you attempt to find the variable that controls the volume of the ink. You inject the pen so that it is always the same.

As an experiment, you repeat the process on another pen, and outside and with proper protection, break it in two. The ink spills in an endless stream from one end of the pen, as the pen fruitlessly tries to remain at the same volume. If you drop it its own puddle, however, it quickly dries up, as the pen deletes the excess ink. Strange indeed.

You don't weaponize your styli just yet, as you've yet to decide the exact payload. Several of your powers would be useful weapons, and you could easily Inject() the code for them in.

Quote from: STATUS
You are the Crown Prince.
You have power over Chaos and Twisting things in your favor.
In particular, you have the power to Inject(), Corrupt(), Teleport() and Banish(). You have additional powers over randomness and entropy, and possibly liquid volumes.
As your Stake in the battle to come, you lost your Conscience. You are currently trying not to be a psychopath.

In your mortal life, you were an Elite Hacker. You live in a Decent, middle class apartment. You have a standard divkit and the software thereof.

You have made several magical pens in various states, including a teleport-on-command endless ink pen and a broken endless ink pen lying outside.
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Re: The API of the Gods V2.0! Less complicated! Hylemorphic dualism!
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2011, 08:01:26 pm »

Attempt to make a pen able to to banish whatever you write on with it.
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