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[BunnyBob77]

> Inject a copy of your car with the shape of your entire body, Controlers, Seers, Feelers.

> Try to make it so that whenever a chain is stretched it sounds like a very loud and very awesome electric guitar. Add some arching lightning while you're at it.

> By experimenting on fruit, and later a copy of your beating hears since it's easy to see, figure out how to add and remove specific geometric sections of things in a way that changes any skin and infrastructure stuff to like it had grown that way, and keeps things alive/functional without being attached to something that usually need attached to in order to work.

> try to catch a dragonfly. They have very practical shape and are great fliers.

> Try to find a cat.

> Test what happens if you corrupt one of the ants just a little.

Try this stuff.  See if you can make the cyborg ants reproduce asexually and quickly.  On the note of alignment: Psychopath.  We god rid of our conscience, why should we follow this silly morality? Enlarge the cyborg ants too.  And take control of that neighbor's mind already.

[Pandarsenic]

Needless psychopathy is bad. If we're gonna do something EEEVUL, let's at least do it for a reason.

[Time Blossom]

There actually is a pretty good reason; taking over a neighbor's mind will be a good way to see just how much control the Crown Prince can exert over another being, which might be useful information to have once the first Demigod-on-Demigod rumble starts up.

Although, rather than a random neighbor, I suggest trying it out on that guy who cut you off on the freeway the other day and totally wasn't even using his blinker.

[Armok]

Yea. That and if the control turns out to not be enough we can work out something better to insert. Then we just run a script which inserts it into every brain in the universe.

Which reminds me:
> Test how many and how long chains you are ale to control simultaneously.

[Pandarsenic]

We can easily test that on the ants. If we need higher-level beings, we can progress to animal testing on primates at a zoo. From there, we should find someone who, by his own fault, will not be missed if controlled (e.g. That guy who cut you off on the freeway the other day and totally wasn't even using his blinker or anyone we spot with a popped collar) for the tests.

Also, I suspect injecting to every mind on the planet would take more targeting capability than we currently have.

[Trapezohedron]

> Reticulate Splines. Do it. Now.

[Gigalith]

INSERT OWN DATA INTO CAR

You Inject() your body into (a clone) of your car. It's... Look, the seats? Tongues. The fenders? Teeth. It gets worse from there. You disconnect any sensors and banish the horror.

You've seriously creeped yourself out now. You're starting to think this whole demigod of chaos thing is going to be hard on your insanity--You mean sanity. Right? RIGHT?

MAKE DHARMA CHAINS EVEN MORE METAL

Unfortunately, you don't have any electric guitars lying around at the moment, and you're a terrible musician. There's not lightning nearby either.

You intend to fix this as soon as possible. Either the lightning chains or adding lightning to your area, that is.

PERFORM DARK EXPERIMENTS UPON FRUIT.

You take some grapes and mess with them. You find the "shape" section of the data, and have fun turning the grapes into different things. You create an upholstered grape chair.

It turns out that grapes can't support their own weight when in the shape of a chair. Who knew?

try to catch a dragonfly. They have very practical shape and are great fliers.

They're not native to this area. You bet you can find one at some kind of pet or bait shop.
 

FIND FELINE

Those are native to the area. If nothing else, you could find a domestic cat and clone it.

SLIGHTLY CORRUPT ANT

You corrupt an AugAnt, just a little. It doesn't seem to have done much, except make it a little warped and slightly green. You try reaching into its mind...

WOAH WHAT!?

You don't know if ants can go insane, but if they can, this one did. It's brain is totally messed up. The embedded computer is nonfunctional. This implies you can Corrupt() regular humans with simular results. Speaking of humans...

BEGIN DESCEND INTO PSYCHOPATHY

You're getting more and more annoyed with this whole morality thing. Maybe you'll mind control your neighbors. That'll show them.

Then again, you're still not fully decided.

Well, how about testing the limits of your powers right before you jump off the deep end?

You try mind controlling an ant, to see how much control you have over it. While you can get it to do anything it feels like doing, you can't get it to bite off its own legs. Interesting.

You clone your neighbor's cat and try mind controlling it. You can suggest things, all right, but the cat has its own ideas. You are unable to get it to jump into the sink (full of water) until you momentarily distract it with a laser. Not the DEATH LASER. Sheesh.

So, more of a sinister suggestion than a zombie ray. Fits more with being the demigod of corruption, come to think of it.

ALTER ANTS INTO ASEXUALITY

You can just have a script make them clone, if you wanted an endless army of them. On second thought, yes, you do want an endless army of them.

TEST LIMITS OF CHAINS

You can control one really long chain, a few medium chains, or a wriggling mass of little chains. You can have more if you close your eyes and concentrate.

Reticulate splines.

You reticulate them splines. Man, you're tired. (Since you're divine, shouldn't you be swearing by yourself now?) In fact, you should seriously get to bed. Some things can wait for tomorrow. It's not as if the world as you know it will end while you're asleep.

Spoiler: STATUS (click to show/hide)

You are the Crown Prince.
You have power over Chaos and Twisting things in your favor.
In particular, you have the power to Inject(), Corrupt(), Teleport(), Resize(), Clone(), and Banish(). You have additional powers over randomness and entropy, and possibly liquid volumes and shapes. You have done several unclean experiments on pens, shovels, ants, your car, fruits, and cats. You can extend yourself with Controllers, Seers, Hearers, and Feelers.

As your Stake in the battle to come, you lost your Conscience. You are nominally trying not to be a psychopath. You have seriously creeped yourself out with your dark experiments, but SPIDERS are still too scary for your arachniphobia,

In your mortal life, you were an Elite Hacker. You live in a Decent, middle class apartment. You have a standard divkit and the software thereof. The computer running the divkit has a magical makeshift monitor, that you can see through from anywhere, and you can control it with your mind. You have AWESOME RETRO-CGI CYBERSPACE VISION inside it.

You have made several magical pens in various states, including a teleport-on-command endless ink pen, a LASER DEATH PEN, and a broken endless ink pen lying outside. You also have a collection of bizarre shovel-hand hybrids.

You have made METAL AS-YOU-WILL DHARMA CHAINS that you can control with your mind. Some of them have knives on the end. You have a mental note to make them MOAR METAL.

There is a giant ant crawling around in your basement. Look at those mandibles! You also have normal sized (though easily growable) Cyborg AugAnts crawling around, with Engine Block Exoskeletons. Look at those handibles!

There is a humungous, grape mess where was briefly an upholstered chair.

You have a pirate copy of your neighbor's cat.

NEXT TIME ON API OF THE GODS: The world as you know it ends while you're asleep.

[Trapezohedron]

> Get an octopus

> Corrupt aforementioned octopus

> Clone corrupted octopus

> Send aforementioned octopi in space.

[Armok]

> Make another copy of the cat, and use the shape manipulation to remove the pre-frontal cortex entirely, and replace the thalamus with a copy of yours. You should be able to control it much more completely after this, and with less concentration needed.

> Change the plastic parts of a blender to engine block. And the motor to car engine strength to. Now make a cat out of that. Tail should be dharma chains, controlled by the cat brain. Interpolate everything with the coolest looking knife or sword you can find to. If it gets to creepy, TRY AGAIN, taking different parts from each and maybe making other changes to mitigate creepiness, intill you get a totaly metal super strong and fast robot cat with blades twirling at insane speeds for teeth and claws and siniter looking blades sticking out  evrywhere.

> Make a copy of the cats brain and set it so it's kept alive without being connected to anything. Make it controle a simulated body instead. Mess around and try to get it running faster without changing function in other ways.

[Pandarsenic]

> Make another copy of the cat, and use the shape manipulation to remove the pre-frontal cortex entirely cuddle it, and replace the thalamus loneliness with a copy of yours cuddles. You should be able to control hug it much more completely after this, and with less concentration needed.

[Gigalith]

You wake up into the fresh new morning of a fresh new day, full of thoughts on how to continue your REIGN OF CHAOS. Perhaps you will create SPACE CTHULHU, or perhaps you will cuddle your pirate kitten.

Speaking of your kitten, you probably should have gotten a litter box and food for it.

Speaking of things you should have done, you should probably have done something about the giant ant in your basement.

Speaking of--Is that sirens in the distance? Maybe you should check the internet news.

GIANT ROBOT TRASHES NEW YORK! DOW COLLAPSES NINE THOUSAND POINTS!

OCEANS DISAPPEAR! DAMAGE TO EARTH ECOSYSTEM FEARED!

'DEATH RAY' THREAT FROM MOON! DEMANDS YET TO BE ISSUED!

It sounds like your fellow demigods have been busy. You might want to reconsider your current plans.

((OCC: Been putting this off, sorry. I'll hopefully be able to update more often.))

[rabidgam3r]

find a dollar bill, then clone the heck out of it.

[BunnyBob77]

Begin operation: Super Cyborg ant army.  Make more giant Cyborg ants and make them reproduce quickly, and begin conquering the town with your mind controlled giant ants.  Make the kitten huge and give it wings, and make some invincible armor and a laser sword.  Ride the kitten as you watch your ants destroy everything in sight.

[rabidgam3r]

and give the kitten cyborg armor for !!SCIENCE!!

[Pandarsenic]

and give the kitten cyborg armor for !!SCIENCE!!

Also, can we like... replace the oceans? The environment is gonna shit a brick and earth is gonna end up uninhabitable if we don't... assuming the disruption of the oceanic ecosystems hasn't already doomed the planet.