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[Bdthemag]

download nanoTorrent

Oh thats right, you can download things. You download nanoTorrent, but alas your small hardrive can't store it. You just decide to put the SQL Injector into a flash drive you just found.

Time to download Doors 7! After a few hours of downloading (Your internet connection is crappy afterall), you now have Doors 7 installed. You even realized that there are actual pro's and cons of different Operating Systems!

Next to the COW Forums, you decide to upload your keylogger to NoiseInferno and then you provide a link to it on the forums claiming that it will get them to max prestige in -25 seconds.

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Wots Taters posted: HEY GUYS!!!!! COOL NEW MAX PRESTIGE PROGRAM, 100% LEGIT, NO BANNING ENJOY!!!!!!!
xXGunWarriorSniperDudePersonKillerManXx: OMGZ!!!!!!

Well it seems you now have two Call of Warfare accounts, with absolutely nothing on them. Well thats lame.

Known Operating Systems

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Doors Vista: This highly anticipated OS was actually complete crap, but atleast it came free when you bought your computer in that back alley.
+Easy to use.
-Bad Security
-Limits hardrive space due to software issues.

Pirated Doors 7: Look at how sleek and glossy this is! But there are some things....off about the pirated version you got.
+Good Security
+Max Software is set to five.
-?
-Not Stable

Level 1 Script Kiddy
HP (Hacking Points): 30/100
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[Pandarsenic]

Troll the call of warfare forums by claiming to have news a new call of warfare game, but then have the link secretly be to a download of your keylogging program.

We'll get banned super fast. And with the amount of information the Lacktivision forum has no doubt collected on us, it's a fast ticket to prison.

I mean, really.

Also, nanoTorrent is 4 KB. And we couldn't store it.

How big is our HD? :I

[Bdthemag]

Troll the call of warfare forums by claiming to have news a new call of warfare game, but then have the link secretly be to a download of your keylogging program.

We'll get banned super fast. And with the amount of information the Lacktivision forum has no doubt collected on us, it's a fast ticket to prison.

I mean, really.

Also, nanoTorrent is 4 KB. And we couldn't store it.

How big is our HD? :I

Its one that is extremely improbable, and is made from pure unlogical. It changes the size of files at the whim of a mysterious individual...

[BunnyBob77]

Look up simple programming tutorials, try to actually learn how to make stuff.  Imagine that you are an awesome hacker to keep from dying due to lack of self-esteem/boredom.

[mainiac]

Time to start doing real hacking.  And by real hacking, I mean ddos attacks on random people's TerraMetro sites.  Might as well see if the ddos program actually works.

[Bdthemag]

Well, since you have literally nothing to do you may as well learn how to program. You are an ELITE HACKER afterall, and real ELITE HACKERS know how to hack. After an entire day of nonstop studying, you have reached level one in programming! You now know how to use HTML!

To celebrate your victory you decide to lay waste to a random site. Lets see here....this site here obviously hasn't been touched in years so you may as well test out your program. You activate the program and the website slows down a bit, then your computer crashes. Huh, well atleast you know it works to some extent.

Level 1 Script Kiddy
HP (Hacking Points): 50/100
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[Fniff]

Hold on. Let's make a simple game so we know how to basically code, like a text adventure.

[BunnyBob77]

Hold on. Let's make a simple game so we know how to basically code, like a text adventure.

This is a good idea.  Make it as good as you can.

[Tersr]

Set it in the old west, with kung fu masters, and aliens!

[Bdthemag]

Because you can totally make a game with HTML.

[Roboboy33]

Because you can totally make a game with HTML.

Then do it.

[Bdthemag]

Because you can totally make a game with HTML.

Then do it.

Your internet sarcasm meter must not be properly calibrated, here let me do it for you.

[Fniff]

Okay, download game maker, try it.

[Tersr]

Learn to program flash then.

[Roboboy33]

Because you can totally make a game with HTML.

Then do it.

Your internet sarcasm meter must not be properly calibrated, here let me do it for you.

You can make a game using HTML.