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[612DwarfAvenue]

So, bottom line:

The world is actually just dandruff and such on Armok's beard, Dwarves use their beards as tools, female Dwarves use their *cough* other beards* *cough*, and Dwarves are just a means of transportation used by the beards. *Plus, the mental images that creates... i mean, forming a spear for fishing, and then spearing the fish...

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Why would anyone want to take drugs, when you can get some pretty trippy shit from playing DF?

[Wannazzaki]

Are we assuming female fisherdwarves fish their their crotchbeards? Perhaps they also have a form of vagina dentata or maybe a bone tipped lancing tongue stashed away hidden in their other beard to aid fishing and stonecrafting? Maybe even acting as another hand. Afterall, they can weild multiple weapons and shields.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Are we assuming female fisherdwarves fish their their crotchbeards? Perhaps they also have a form of vagina dentata or maybe a bone tipped lancing tongue stashed away hidden in their other beard to aid fishing and stonecrafting? Maybe even acting as another hand. Afterall, they can weild multiple weapons and shields.

Not to mention hold their babies at the same time.

... Why is my mental image that of an Eldritch Horror coming out of a female Dwarf's vagina?

[flieroflight]

Are we assuming female fisherdwarves fish their their crotchbeards? Perhaps they also have a form of vagina dentata or maybe a bone tipped lancing tongue stashed away hidden in their other beard to aid fishing and stonecrafting? Maybe even acting as another hand. Afterall, they can weild multiple weapons and shields.

Not to mention hold their babies at the same time.

... Why is my mental image that of an Eldritch Horror coming out of a female Dwarf's vagina?

Because thi is Bay 12

[612DwarfAvenue]

Are we assuming female fisherdwarves fish their their crotchbeards? Perhaps they also have a form of vagina dentata or maybe a bone tipped lancing tongue stashed away hidden in their other beard to aid fishing and stonecrafting? Maybe even acting as another hand. Afterall, they can weild multiple weapons and shields.

Not to mention hold their babies at the same time.

... Why is my mental image that of an Eldritch Horror coming out of a female Dwarf's vagina?

Because thi is Bay 12

Indeed. Look what it's done to our minds...

[Muttonhawk]

Are we assuming female fisherdwarves fish their their crotchbeards? Perhaps they also have a form of vagina dentata or maybe a bone tipped lancing tongue stashed away hidden in their other beard to aid fishing and stonecrafting? Maybe even acting as another hand. Afterall, they can weild multiple weapons and shields.

Not to mention hold their babies at the same time.

... Why is my mental image that of an Eldritch Horror coming out of a female Dwarf's vagina?

Because thi is Bay 12

Indeed. Look what it's done to our minds...

Muttonhawk has been taken by a fey mood!
Muttonhawk has claimed a laboratory!
"Brain bleach! I must have brain bleach!"
"Get me traction benches!"
"I must have mechanisms!"
"War hammers! I must have war hammers!"
"I need cat blood!"
Muttonhawk has begun a mysterious construction!
Muttonhawk has created Peroxitom, an olivine mind purification device!

This is an olivine mind purefication device. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of forgiveness. It is decorated with hanging tubes filled with brain bleach. On it is an image of a dwarf in black bronze. The dwarf is stark raving mad.

[Loud Whispers]

*Sigh*

Quarantine thread. Issue mind bleach to all survivors.

Pull the lever.