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Author Topic: You are a Combine Metrocop Update 5  (Read 2324 times)

JacenHanLovesLegos

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You are a Combine Metrocop Update 5
« on: September 20, 2011, 06:35:07 pm »
You are in your barracks with the other guys. At one end of the room there is a weapon rack with pistols in it. There are also manhack deployers over there. In the corner are two other cops that are napping. There is a radio currently ordering all cops on duty and to report to the train station.

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« Last Edit: September 22, 2011, 07:03:42 pm by JacenHanLovesLegos »
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Re: You area Combine Metrocop
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 06:37:05 pm »
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Re: You area Combine Metrocop
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 06:38:38 pm »
Warning: CP puns ahead.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
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So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You area Combine Metrocop
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 06:41:15 pm »
Cody Peterson.
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Re: You area Combine Metrocop
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 07:07:06 pm »
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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 08:53:56 pm »
God fucking dammit jacen, stealing my fucking ideas


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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2011, 09:22:53 pm »
Your name is C. Peterson. You take a quick assessment of the items in the area. The radio continues it's announcement.

Red is someone else's, Green is free.

Inventory:
Metrocop suit [Equipped] [100%]
Metrocop helmet

Building:
Pistols [x3]
Manhack deployers [x3]
Suit Charger [100%]
Health Charger [100%]
« Last Edit: September 20, 2011, 09:27:24 pm by JacenHanLovesLegos »
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So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2011, 09:25:57 pm »
Put on helmet, charge up, grab two pistols and two Manhack deployers.

Let's do this.
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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 09:27:13 pm »
Wake the others we will need meatshields.
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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2011, 09:33:35 pm »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on September 20, 2011, 09:27:13 pm
Wake the others we will need meatshields to follow orders in the name of Our Benefactors.

Equip helmet, only take one pistol and one manhack deployer, give the others to the two other cops when they wake up. Then head to Train Station.
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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 09:23:49 am »
You take the other two metrocops. Each of you grabs a pistol and a manhack. You equip your helmet. You all start heading to the train station. Once you get there, your boss gives you a memo about zombies in the subways under the train causing trouble. Everyone starts to file into the subway station.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop Update 3
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2011, 02:31:42 pm »
Keep an eye out for Anticitizens and Necrotics as you make your way down to the train tracks.
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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop Update 3
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2011, 02:32:52 pm »
>Make a mess and get a random citizen to clean it up.
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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop Update 3
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2011, 05:57:09 pm »
You knock over a can.
"Pick up that can."
The area you are in has a defensive position with turrets and metrocops. The commander is saying that you should roam the subway in groups of 3. There are 3 exits. One is labeled 'Rebel Hideout: Be wary'. You and your two companions decide to stick together. The Combine are giving out credits (Combine money) to those who bring back rebel dogtags.

Inventory:
Metrocop Suit [100%] [Equipped] [HUD]
Metrocop Pistol [18/36]
Manhack Deployer [2 Hacks]

Building:
3 Turrets [Activated]
1 Exit [Aboveground]
2 Exits [Zombies]
1 Exit [Rebels]
Health Charger [100%]
Suit Charger [100%]

People(Green Friendly, Red Hostile):
3 Metrocops [MP5]
5 Metrocops [Metrocop Pistol]
2 Metrocops [Following] [Metrocop Pistol, Manhack Deployer]
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You are a Combine Metrocop Update 4
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2011, 06:09:46 pm »
Take a Zombie Exit. We don't have the supplies to fight Anticitizens just yet. If things suddenly get hot, fall back into an area where the turrets can target the necrotics.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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