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Reiina

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Terminator was a dwarf!
« on: September 20, 2011, 02:30:05 pm »
I just had a goblin siege, I stationed my first squad behind the traps, quite a bit away, so that if any goblin went through the traps they would pick them up.

That's when I noticed a single sworddwarf going at the whole goblin group alone(10-15 goblins). I tried to set station again but she was just going at them(the rest of the group stayed behind). She charged the goblins:
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I won't put the other 8 pages of slaughtering that went on there, just let it be known that she didn't take one hit and routed the goblins alone(killing 6 in the process) :p. She even managed to get kills with the pommel, bashing skulls :p.

Here's the sad part:
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"She really doesn't care about anything anymore." :(

Anyway really impressive feat for an accomplished swordman, I think I will give her a new full gold bedroom, study and dining room to celebrate, even if she doesn't care anymore :(.

So, do you have sad tales of dwarves charging to their death to meet only victory?
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Re: Terminator was a dwarf!
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 02:49:31 pm »
Nah, the Terminator(s) was (were) too tall for Dwarfs. More like forgotten beasts in humanoid form, its body made of steel. :P Still nicely fought for her over there.
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Re: Terminator was a dwarf!
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 02:59:37 pm »
Quote from: FrisianDude on September 20, 2011, 02:49:31 pm
Nah, the Terminator(s) was (were) too tall for Dwarfs. More like forgotten beasts in humanoid form, its body made of steel. :P Still nicely fought for her over there.
Clown more like it.

Taking over all of human civilization? Body of steel contorted into human form? Indeed.
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elf-fondling human

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Re: Terminator was a dwarf!
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 07:10:47 pm »
The "doesn't care about anything anymore" thing means that death doesn't effect them, you know. For a soldier, that's a highly sought-after trait.
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Reiina

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Re: Terminator was a dwarf!
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 08:30:30 pm »
The way she charged those gobelins, yes, death doesn't affect her.
In fact she cares so little about dying that I thought she was done for :p.

Btw, I gave her full golden bedroom/dinner room/study/tomb for her feat and that pissed off the duchess so much that she tantrumed.
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And after she killed some innocent guy that was just dining there...NOTHING HAPPENED!
I thought the captain of the guard was going to arrest her but no, nothing o.O.

Do I have to do justice myself?
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Re: Terminator was a dwarf!
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 08:34:21 pm »
Most nobles are exempt from justice, so you may need to resort to ‼JUSTICE‼, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Terminator was a dwarf!
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2011, 08:41:03 pm »
THAT SLIGHTLY HOT LIQUID ROCK STUFF FROM UNDER THE EARTH THAT WE ALL PRAISE!
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Re: Terminator was a dwarf!
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2011, 09:06:08 pm »
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Re: Terminator was a dwarf!
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 09:37:42 pm »
Yay!

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