Welco ... ck to ... ow with DJ Uri ... *hiss* ...
(Thump, thump, CRACK.)
-aking your requests live all through this fine morning. If you'd like to request a pop song to be parodied, old or new, just call us now on 7-POST-REPLY that's 7-POST-REPLY or text through your vote on which suggestion should be parodied first in today's Can't Take This Game Entirely Seriously countdown. Each hour one lucky dwarf will win a free day pass to the Taxman's Lever Casino and go into this week's grand prize drawing for an artifact bed valued at over sixty thousand bucks, so don't cancel those operate pump jobs just yet, ha ha. Alright next up is a motivational hit that's just been
flooding the mining scene in both the working tunes and terrified screaming charts, it's Kanye West with 'Magma'. But first, a quick word from our sponsor:
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"Whew. I sure have been working hard on this drawbridge, but now I'm so thirsty and the booze is over there! If only there was something I could do to keep our fortress safe while I quenched my thirst."
Well actually young mason, there is! *jingle* If your hands are getting heavy, but the building's not quite ready, you need ... to get the fuck over it. YOU'RE NOT AN ELF.
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I'm livin' in a temperate rainforest, pumping something much hotter
Pumping faster than anybody who ever drunk water
Screams from the masons, becoming a bother
I guess every dwarf fortress needs its cannon fodder
No one dwarf should have all that magma
The grass burning, I just see a black scar
Elves hurtin', I'm herdin' them all back far
21st Limestone pyromaniac dwarf
The siege broken, the bridge is closed, the caverns open
We ain't just waitin' to lose, when pits are down there glowin'
Huh? Where else would we be goin'?
With some light-blue picks and our beards all showin'
In this sandbox world, we the ones chosen
To smelt the sand to glass and break it all throwin'
Huh? What you mean it's mornin'?
But I sat down to play for just a moment ...
No one dwarf should have all that magma
The grass burning, I just see a black scar
Elves hurtin', I'm herdin' them all back far
Nobles, stay still, I thought I had ya
And reclaim, and reclaim
And reclaim, and reclaim
And reclaim, and reclaim
And reclaim, and reclaim
1st Granite pyromaniac dwarf
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