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[Melissia]

So no rocks fall everyone dies?

[ThatAussieGuy]

So no rocks fall everyone dies?

Not when nobody will pull the damn lever to fire the Demon Gun, no.

[Melissia]

That's a pity.  I was looking forward to seeing the corpse list after the gun was fired...

[ThatAussieGuy]

As was I.  Unfortunately, it tends to crash the game when fired at about 20+ demons at once.  If it worked, it'd be able to kill an entire demon horde.

The demons caught the Chief Medical Dwarf in the water tank of the reactor.  How he got there, i have no idea.  As for his current condition... Let's just say he could use a few helping hands as he hasn't a leg to stand on.



Okay, this is just silly.  The CMD is naked, covered in water, hopping on one leg, being repeatedly doused in flames, and the demons just cant kill him.  It's almost sad, really.  The combat reports show they keep hitting him, but the blows glance away.

[Melissia]

Maybe none of them want to be known for killing doctors?

[ThatAussieGuy]

Down to 20 dwarves now.  The demons are slowly breaking their way up the pumpstack while the dwarves don't seem to understand that the magma-level settlement is now filled with demons and should be avoided at all costs.

[ThatAussieGuy]

A Brute of Snow, i think, has found a rather interesting door. 



Anyone care to hazard a guess what'll happen when he breaks it?

Oh and 13 dwarves left now:

Nil Geshudatast, Metalsmith
Athel Sakrithgoden, Cook
Litast Uvarshorast, Marksdwarf
Tosid Uzunib, Axedwarf
Asob Berdumat Stibbombardum Dugal, Axe Lord
Libash Avallikot, Macedwarf
Lor Abirnish, Recruit
Rakust Idokled, Recruit
Kubuk Dumlokum, Mayor
Udib Shagogdodok, Child
Ushat Kolasol, Child
Deler Kadolkat, Child
Dodok Keskalsterus, Child.

Taking all bets on who'll be the last one alive!

[NRDL]

I'm voting for the axe lord, will sheer skill save the day? 

[ThatAussieGuy]

Interesting choice.  His translated name is Asob Earthenroughness, the Primitive Fight of Parity.  He's a legendary Axedwarf and Shield-user as well as an Expert Wrestler.  I've got all the militia dwarves stationed on the level below the surface so they don't got wandering to their deaths.  As for the civvies, i have no clue what they'll do.

[Melissia]

Suffer and die, if I had to guess.

[NRDL]

Please place ALL of them into squads, Syrupleaf style.  At least they won't run away from the demons. 

[ThatAussieGuy]

Alright.  They're all now in The Blockaded Lungs, save the Axe Lord.  He's the last of The Copper Relics, which was the badass squad lead by Udib Inkypanted.

[NRDL]

May this truly be epic. 

[ThatAussieGuy]

They're all stationed beside the megareactor right now.  The demons HAVE reached their area and they killed the child Udib Shagogdodok as well as the Marksdwarf Litast Uvarshorast who strayed off.

edit: Siiigh.  They're all buggering off to "pick up equipment" and going right past the demons, save the Axelord.  Not a damn thing i can do that'll save them, either.

Remaining Dwarves: 6

Nil Geshudatast, Metalsmith
Athel Sakrithgoden, Recruit
Litast Uvarshorast, Marksdwarf
Tosid Uzunib, Axedwarf
Asob Berdumat Stibbombardum Dugal, Axe Lord
Libash Avallikot, Macedwarf
Lor Abirnish, Recruit
Rakust Idokled, Recruit
Kubuk Dumlokum, Mayor
Udib Shagogdodok, Child
Ushat Kolasol, Child
Deler Kadolkat, Child
Dodok Keskalsterus, Child.

Also, Kubuk's conducting a meeting.  With himself.  Up on the main fortress half-way up the mountain.

[Melissia]

Pre-battle screenshot?