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[Jakob]

So I just embarked. There is tons of bituminous coal, magnetite, limonite, soil, a giant mountain perfect for a fort, trees everywhere and a large river. There is also flux stone and shallow and deep metals. I see clay near by as well.

However, the river is full of tiger fish (which, judging from the description, appear to be the new carp.) Near them is a horde of hippos and peacefully grazing near by attempting to surround and destroy me are a throng of elephants. Any advise?

[Girlinhat]

Capture the fish for an aquarium, slaughter the elephants to make skull masks, and ride the hippos to war against the elves!

[Jakob]

That would be all's well and done but I just started and the elephants are storming my fort generously showering with gifts since they are superior to us. I am not being held hostage.

[Necro910]

Capture the fish for an aquarium, slaughter the elves to make skull masks, and ride the hippos to war against the elephants!

Fixed that for you.

[Girlinhat]

-2 for sigging yourself.

And Necro is right.  What was I thinking?  You should, of course, be throwing magma at the carp and then mining out the corpses, because there's no dwarfier way to go fishing than to go mining.

[Jakob]

-2 for sigging yourself.

My apologies for finding what I said funny.

[EddyP]

I see no problems here. Fish are no longer dangerous, elephants are no longer dangerous. Maybe the hippos might cause a problem.

[Vehudur]

And that's only fair, considering hippos are one of the most dangerous real animals out there.

[elf-fondling human]

Did you know that a panda can crush a grown man's skull in its mouth?

[Vehudur]

Did you know that a panda can crush a grown man's skull in its mouth?

Yep.  And a hippo will run you down and trample you flat.  The panda is a lot less aggressive - you still wouldn't want to try to pet one.

[Necro910]

Did you know that a panda can crush a grown man's skull in its mouth?

Dorfitoes!

[Zanielyene]

hippos are a positive thing if you ask me :3

[Corneria]

-2 for sigging yourself.

My apologies for finding what I said funny.

Apology unaccepted.

[Nightscar982]

I didn't know dwarves tasted like bamboo, I guess they had to much Bambooze
 

[Mitchewawa]

I didn't know dwarves tasted like bamboo, I guess they had to much Bambooze
 

Mitchewawa has gone berserk!