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OmnipotentGrue

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Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« on: September 18, 2011, 05:53:47 pm »

WARNING: COARSE LANGUAGE MAYBE


It's 4:00am. The coffee machine is out of order and as Jeff walked past your desk he made another smartass remark about your lack of cubicle. Fucking bastard.

What do you do?!
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2011, 05:58:11 pm »
Break. Him.
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2011, 05:58:55 pm »
>INGEST COMPUTER TO GAIN ITS POWERS.
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2011, 06:06:18 pm »
>BREAK HIM WITH COMPUTER THEN INGEST BOTH.
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2011, 06:09:14 pm »
Plow his girlfriend, assuming he has one, which seems unlikely considering what a douche he is.
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 06:18:30 pm »
Quote from: Blade Master Model 42 on September 18, 2011, 06:09:14 pm
Plow his girlfriend, assuming he has one, which seems unlikely considering what a douche he is.
>Ask first.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 06:24:41 pm by Barbarossa TSG »
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 06:55:47 pm »
Quote from: thatkid on September 18, 2011, 05:58:11 pm
Break. Him.

It's the same thing every day - "Hey, what happened to you cubicle man? Oh wait, that's right - you don't have one!" the same fucking joke that just makes you want to cave his face in. He barely has the right to make fun of you - he's got no girlfriend, no car - he just worked here before you! Christ, they even gave him employee of the week two weeks in a row once just so that he would have something to feel good about. That's it! No more! Today is the last day you'll hear any of Jeff's jokes!

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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2011, 06:57:55 pm »
Interrogate that shrub!

It probably knows something.
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 06:59:28 pm »
Consume the shrub after interrogating.
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 07:01:09 pm »
Consume the shrub before interrogating. It's a plant.
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 07:06:23 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on September 18, 2011, 06:57:55 pm
Interrogate that shrub!

It probably knows something.

Be sure you shake it up, all mean-like.
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2011, 07:08:13 pm »
Interrogate the shrub in a hard boiled manner.
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2011, 07:29:24 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on September 18, 2011, 06:57:55 pm
Interrogate that shrub!

It probably knows something.
Quote from: Pandarsenic on September 18, 2011, 06:59:28 pm
Consume the shrub after interrogating.


You knew right from the start that that shrub was a shakey individual. You bend over to shatter the shrubs willpower with your amazing skills of interrogationilization when suddenly
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2011, 07:31:26 pm »
MOONWALK TO THE WEST!
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Re: Manman: The Awesome Adventure for Sexy People
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2011, 07:32:52 pm »
Use the powers embued upon you by the shrub to find East, then head in the opposite direction until you walk around this strange land and encounter this so-called "sky knew".
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