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NRDL

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You are a Stereotypical Viking
« on: September 18, 2011, 11:00:18 am »
This is my first paint adventure, I know my drawings are crap, I made this on bloody Tuxpaint. 

                                                                                                     



You are a ( factually incorrect ) viking.  You are in a Viking Village.

What is your name?

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To the North is the dock.  To the east is the forest.  To the South is the viking hall.  To the west is a cave.
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2011, 11:02:44 am »
Our name is Mr.McViking and we head to the viking hall.
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2011, 11:10:26 am »
The update itself is gonna have to come tomorrow, it's really late, sorry. 
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2011, 11:15:34 am »
Name: Harald Hadarada

Now go south and beat the shit out of those damned Frenchies I mean Normans.
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2011, 11:17:22 am »
...but the viking hall is south.  They're not Normans ( I have an enemy for this game, yes! ). 
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 11:23:00 am »
Well go MORE south.
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 11:24:54 am »
Interesting.  Like I said, I'll wait tomorrow before making the turn.  If no one else votes for anything, I'll have our viking ( whose name has yet to be determined ) go to the viking hall, and THEN go further south. 

I was actually hoping for a sort of faux-magical world, so I don't have to focus on stuff like "history" and "accuracy" and "realism". 
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2011, 11:55:12 am »
Harald Hadaradtooth.
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 12:29:34 pm »
((awesome, I'd been thinking about a similarly themed RTD for a while))

You are named Harald DeathAxe.

Search the immediate vicinity for some mead or ale; drink it. If none, proceed to second search priority: people to fight, to keep your skills polished.
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 01:16:15 pm »
Skip Drepadaøxa (Literally Kogan Smitedaxes)
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 01:24:19 pm »
Harald Haraldson.
Go north.
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2011, 01:42:50 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on September 18, 2011, 01:16:15 pm
Skip Drepadaøxa (Literally Kogan Smitedaxes)
Seconding this.
And then go MORE South.
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2011, 03:46:59 pm »
Name: Ali Baba

Go to the north. What kind of sterotypical viking stays on land without pillaging? HE NEEDS HIS BOAT.
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2011, 05:29:34 am »
Ah, now you remember, your name is

Harald HadaradatoothaxeskipsonMcvikingbaba

...

What were your parents thinking when they named you that?

Anyway, you head southward, to the viking hall, because, why not. 



Oh, there's Biorn, your old friend.  He was always a short and plump fellow, it looks like he's been using his Spear of Largeness lately. 

"Hello Harald", he says

How do you respond? 

( Once again, sorry for the crappy art, please suggest a different web paint software or something ). 
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Re: You are a Stereotypical Viking
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2011, 05:45:06 am »
"O Hai"
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