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[Zarhon]

Appease all your gods:

Khorne - Should be simple. KILL MAIM BURN should be the best approach, and the easiest.

Tzeentch - We must plot the architecture of the magma system

Nurgle - Magma decays corpses pretty damn good.

Slaanesh - Slaanesh likes pain, so magma is the answer.

Fixed that for you.

i dunno, eating cupcakes made from the butchered mayors after one too many slade mandates seems pretty decadent to me, and we all know neshii loves decadence, so that should please her. modding in drugs( plants with ingestion syndromes) and making cupcakes as a prepareable meal should allow for mayor cupcakes and for bonus decadence points

-We already have booze for the ponies (who don't actually *need* it to function, unlike dwarves) as unneeded luxury goods.
-Salt could be modded into a prime candidate for a "drug" substance (edible/cookable/extractable rocks, dug from minerals/ores, or collected in a similar way as sand/clay).
-Is there a pony version of a "plump helmet man" in the mod that we could try capturing & brewing?
-We could also mod the butcher shop to convert blood to booze...

Combine all of the above and we have a feast worthy of soon-to-be-sacrificed-to-Chaos-Gods noble: Cupcakes made from the previous feaster/pony made of delicious substances, blood booze, all sprinkled with some salt that promptly knocks you out, Pinkie Pie style, for easy disposals into magma chambers.

[Necro910]

You guys should remember, I am the noble. I make the mandates around here, and I mandate the export of magma.

[Oliolli]

You guys should remember, I am the noble. I make the mandates around here, and I mandate the export of magma.

I don't think anyone except you has ever mandated the export of something. It's always a mandate to prevent the export of something.

[Necro910]

You guys should remember, I am the noble. I make the mandates around here, and I mandate the export of magma.

I don't think anyone except you has ever mandated the export of something. It's always a mandate to prevent the export of something.

My pony keeps mandating an export ban on ballista parts 

Yes, I am the only person that mandates an export. And I mandate it to everywhere.

[Zarhon]

You guys should remember, I am the noble. I make the mandates around here, and I mandate the export of magma.

Yeah, my pony's a noble too.  The nobles I'm reffering to are the truly useless louts that refuse to do anything other than pulling levers... I'll call them "Bluebloods" from now.
Do they only come via migrations? Or can some of the self-appointed, useful nobles (brokers, bookeepers, etc...) ever turn into those types as well, when the fort reaches obscene wealth?

My pony keeps mandating an export ban on ballista parts 

Yes, I am the only person that mandates an export. And I mandate it to everywhere.

Would shooting a ballista arrow at a trader/invader count as a export violation? 

[Necro910]

You guys should remember, I am the noble. I make the mandates around here, and I mandate the export of magma.

Yeah, my pony's a noble too.  The nobles I'm reffering to are the truly useless louts that refuse to do anything other than pulling levers... I'll call them "Bluebloods" from now.
Do they only come via migrations? Or can some of the self-appointed, useful nobles (brokers, bookeepers, etc...) ever turn into those types as well, when the fort reaches obscene wealth?

Ain't no bluebloods in this town. All the boys gone red 'er yell'r, none blue.

Anyhow, we aren't getting any useless shitfucks in MY establishment! You here? YOU WORK! You nap? YOU BURN! YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, YOU FOLLOW MY RULES!

I! AM! BEEPSKY!

[Oliolli]

You nap? YOU BURN!

WITH THE LEMONS CUPCAKES! I'M GOING TO HAVE NECRO MOD IN A COMBUSTIBLE CUPCAKE, THAT I'LL BURN YOU DOWN WITH!

[Zarhon]

You nap? YOU BURN!

WITH THE LEMONS CUPCAKES! I'M GOING TO HAVE NECRO MOD IN A COMBUSTIBLE CUPCAKE, THAT I'LL BURN YOU DOWN WITH!

He's saying what were all thinking!

Now that I think about it, Necro seems to be a mix of everything from Portal 2: GLADOS (modding !!SCIENCE!!), Wheatley ("proper" fort management) and Space Core (MAGMAAAAAAAA)

[Necro910]

You nap? YOU BURN!

WITH THE LEMONS CUPCAKES! I'M GOING TO HAVE NECRO MOD IN A COMBUSTIBLE CUPCAKE, THAT I'LL BURN YOU DOWN WITH!

He's saying what were all thinking!

Now that I think about it, Necro seems to be a mix of everything from Portal 2: GLADOS (modding !!SCIENCE!!), Wheatley ("proper" fort management) and Space Core (MAGMAAAAAAAA)

Think about that for a moment. A Necro core.

Warning: Magma Reactor overheating.

Ok, so that gives us about 3 minutes to maul eachother, a minute break, then leisurely two minutes to roll around in the magma sea. So anyway, that's the itinerary.

[MadocComadrin]

This thread have started to affect my mind. I had a horrible beautiful nightmare yesterday after playing a human for for a while.

Spoiler: The horror! (click to show/hide)

My moe-meter just exploded. Do you know how much those things cost!?!?!?!

[Lordraymond]

Hey Necro, I hear that a map-wide flow is the best way to export magma. Bonus points if a caravan is at your gate, trading with your most legendary cheese and lye makers when you mandate it.

[Wannazzaki]

I would just like to say cheese is my favourite import, cheesemakers are gods to me. Gods whom i sacrifice with pointless endeavours but gods non the less!

[Oliolli]

Import? Then it is no wonder you may sacrifice those cheesemakers, you get all the cheese you need from the caravans.

[Theifofdreams]

My moe-meter just exploded. Do you know how much those things cost!?!?!?!

Too much, if it's so badly made it explodes at that.
Mine is much higher quality. Can take up to 1k Moe-tans (around... 10 Fluttershys, give or take an Applebloom) before shutting down. Worth every cent.

[Wannazzaki]

Import? Then it is no wonder you may sacrifice those cheesemakers, you get all the cheese you need from the caravans.

Cheese is like magma. You can never have enough