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[Theifofdreams]

Thinking about it: Father Nurgle, Tzeench, and Khorne would be entirely at home in DF.
Slaanesh would have to sit it out though. There's really no hedonistic depravity here.

Slaanesh likes pain. Dwarves are happy to oblige.

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Not to mention the 'tentacle' monsters

Okay, yeah, you're right.
Damnit. XD
<- refuses to pay any sacrfices to slaanesh.
<- Regularly pays tithes to the others. Blood, secrets, and foulness FTW.

[Necro910]

Thinking about it: Father Nurgle, Tzeench, and Khorne would be entirely at home in DF.
Slaanesh would have to sit it out though. There's really no hedonistic depravity here.

Slaanesh likes pain. Dwarves are happy to oblige.

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Not to mention the 'tentacle' monsters

Okay, yeah, you're right.
Damnit. XD
<- refuses to pay any sacrfices to slaanesh.
<- Regularly pays tithes to the others. Blood, secrets, and foulness FTW.

Tell me, how are you going to give blood without pain? Dwarves never exactly invented syringes 
I've never actually played Warhammer, Tzeentch is appeased by scheming, correct?

Hey guys I took the official pony quiz, and I'm...

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Twilight Sparkle. Yes, I got Twilight Sparkle.

[Oliolli]

Tell me, how are you going to give blood without pain?

One tag: [NOPAIN]

[Prixel]

Post by post, bringing it together
Necro's thread, leaving out the trolls snip by snip
Making sure the fort map looks nicely
It's the perfect shape and looks so hip
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the beers's correctly facing
We're watching Necro's, thread.

word by word, chopping off the details
Double post thrice, don't you know extra posts are fine?
Write him something perfect to inspire
Even though he posts formal inquires,
Gotta mind those 'thread update' mails,
Even though I'm laughing at funny fails,
It's Necro's new thread.

Threadmaking's easy, for Girlinhat some big phallus,
ASCit something nerdy
Blend facts and fame,
Do you think he acts flirty?

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
make it up, couldn't you just simply lie?
Making sure it builds more facts'n the rest!
Don't forget the magic in the boast
Even though it seems bad when from the facts,
Necro's (posts) won't look that dank,
I'm posting on, Necro's Thread!

Post by post, pic by pic
Dorf'd, seige, craft, trollers skip,
Thread by thread, pics are best,
Log by log, never stressed
And that's the Art of the Thread!



Can't believe I just came up with all that.

 You didn't use the M-word or the C-word even once.

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I have failed you great and High Necro.
*self-be-head-ment*

[ASCIt]

Hey guys I took the official pony quiz, and I'm...

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Twilight Sparkle. Yes, I got Twilight Sparkle.

...me too... those questions are sort of stacked.

[Zarhon]

Hey guys I took the official pony quiz, and I'm...

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Twilight Sparkle. Yes, I got Twilight Sparkle.

...me too... those questions are sort of stacked.

Indeed, too many outright girly questions (FASHION DESIGN!)
I still got the best pony though.

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[Wannazzaki]

Thinking about it: Father Nurgle, Tzeench, and Khorne would be entirely at home in DF.
Slaanesh would have to sit it out though. There's really no hedonistic depravity here.

Slaanesh likes pain. Dwarves are happy to oblige.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not to mention the 'tentacle' monsters

Okay, yeah, you're right.
Damnit. XD
<- refuses to pay any sacrfices to slaanesh.
<- Regularly pays tithes to the others. Blood, secrets, and foulness FTW.

I would just like to say Slaanesh's greater Daemon, the Keeper of Secrets, is what dark secrets would in theory go to. Tzeentch is the changer of ways, so progression, plotting and backstabbing would in fact be your aim to go with blood, skulls and general foulness.

...

[Theifofdreams]

Plotting is the DF way.
Well, here it's called !!SCIENCE!!.

[Necro910]

Hey guys I took the official pony quiz, and I'm...

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Twilight Sparkle. Yes, I got Twilight Sparkle.

...me too... those questions are sort of stacked.

Indeed, too many outright girly questions (FASHION DESIGN!)
I still got the best pony though.

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Haters gonna hate.

Bakers gonna bake.

Thinking about it: Father Nurgle, Tzeench, and Khorne would be entirely at home in DF.
Slaanesh would have to sit it out though. There's really no hedonistic depravity here.

Slaanesh likes pain. Dwarves are happy to oblige.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not to mention the 'tentacle' monsters

Okay, yeah, you're right.
Damnit. XD
<- refuses to pay any sacrfices to slaanesh.
<- Regularly pays tithes to the others. Blood, secrets, and foulness FTW.

I would just like to say Slaanesh's greater Daemon, the Keeper of Secrets, is what dark secrets would in theory go to. Tzeentch is the changer of ways, so progression, plotting and backstabbing would in fact be your aim to go with blood, skulls and general foulness.

...

WHO KNOWS WHAT TERRIBLE SECRETS YOUR DWARVES HOLD?

[Mapleguy555]

Cupcakes, !!MAGMA!! or, !!CUPCAKES!!.

[Lordraymond]

Appease all your gods:

Khorne - Should be simple. KILL MAIM KILL MAIM KILL should be the best approach, and the easiest.

Tzeentch - Scheming and backstabbing. Those migrants will never see that spikepit-covering drawbridge they're standing on retracting...

Nurgle - God of rot and decay? The twitching corpses of invaders impaled on spears in front of your fort entrance should be enough to get you some favor with him, not to mention give you some bitchin' decorations for your entrance hall.

Slaanesh - This one is a tough'un, but I bet giving a select few of your dwarvesponies the most lavish food and quartars while the others toil away on the rock farm will earn you some points with him.

Of course, Necro, I'm sure you of all people can find a way to do all of these and include the M-word in some way, shape, or form.

[flieroflight]

nurgle would be spreading syndromes, miasma and rotting corpses

[Necro910]

Appease all your gods:

Khorne - Should be simple. KILL MAIM BURN should be the best approach, and the easiest.

Tzeentch - We must plot the architecture of the magma system

Nurgle - Magma decays corpses pretty damn good.

Slaanesh - Slaanesh likes pain, so magma is the answer.

Fixed that for you.

[Mr.Elendig]

This thread have started to affect my mind. I had a horrible beautiful nightmare yesterday after playing a human for for a while.

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[flieroflight]

Appease all your gods:

Khorne - Should be simple. KILL MAIM BURN should be the best approach, and the easiest.

Tzeentch - We must plot the architecture of the magma system

Nurgle - Magma decays corpses pretty damn good.

Slaanesh - Slaanesh likes pain, so magma is the answer.

Fixed that for you.

i dunno, eating cupcakes made from the butchered mayors after one too many slade mandates seems pretty decadent to me, and we all know neshii loves decadence, so that should please her. modding in drugs( plants with ingestion syndromes) and making cupcakes as a prepareable meal should allow for mayor cupcakes and for bonus decadence points